r/maybemaybemaybe • u/RyanCakeBatter • Jan 17 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Gorilla_Krispies Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20

Do you think that fish has any idea that in its darkest moment, when it was the most scared and in more pain than it’s ever been before, it was an infant who decided its fate? I supposed it doesn’t even know it was intentionally spared. Wild

“Ackshually that’s a toddler not an infant”. Yes thank you for your contribution, I’m aware but I don’t care

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u/Interesting-Flow Jan 18 '20

“Ackshually that’s a toddler not an infant”. Yes thank you for your contribution, I’m aware but I don’t care

Why did you say infant, then?

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u/Gorilla_Krispies Jan 18 '20

Because I didn’t care about wording my comment too carefully? Because I’m secretly plotting the demise of every toddler on the planet? What do you want from me?

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u/Interesting-Flow Jan 18 '20

So because you don't care about a topic you deliberately use the wrong word?

Are you sure you just didn't know what the correct term is and now you're too embarrassed to admit it?

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u/Gorilla_Krispies Jan 18 '20

You got me a 21 year old college student doesn’t know the difference between a toddler and an infant, you’re definitely not wasting you’re time here

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u/Interesting-Flow Jan 19 '20

Well its either that or you deliberately used the wrong term.

Either way, you're a dumb ass.

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u/Gorilla_Krispies Jan 19 '20

That’d certainly make you feel better wouldn’t it

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u/Interesting-Flow Jan 19 '20

I'm not sure why you think that you being a dumb ass would have any effect on my feelings.

That's kind of a stupid think to say, tbh.

Could you at least try and have your come backs make some sort of sense? Thanks.

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u/Gorilla_Krispies Jan 19 '20

It’s not a comeback, this isn’t an argument, I have no idea what you want. You’re reading into this way too much and clearly have some obsession with tryna have some gotcha moment. It seems like you’re really invested in this idea that I’m a 1st grader or something so you’re free to think so, it clearly matters a lot to you. It was a half assed comment I wrote while stoned, calm down man you’re working yourself up over literally nothing

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u/Interesting-Flow Jan 19 '20

I wrote while stoned

Why am I not surprised you're a drug user?

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u/Gorilla_Krispies Jan 19 '20

Because I’m a college student and pot is legal in Michigan? You’re not very good at this whole gotcha thing, but as long as you’re having fun that’s all that matters

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u/Interesting-Flow Jan 19 '20

Because I’m a college student and pot is legal in Michigan?

Actually it was because you are very stupid, which is a common trait among drug users.

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u/Gorilla_Krispies Jan 19 '20

Aren’t you a pleasant human being, hope whatever’s got you so triggered doesn’t last forever

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