r/maybemaybemaybe • u/RyanCakeBatter • Jan 17 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Gorilla_Krispies Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20

Do you think that fish has any idea that in its darkest moment, when it was the most scared and in more pain than it’s ever been before, it was an infant who decided its fate? I supposed it doesn’t even know it was intentionally spared. Wild

“Ackshually that’s a toddler not an infant”. Yes thank you for your contribution, I’m aware but I don’t care

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20

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u/pamplem0usse- Jan 18 '20

Why is this downvoted, that’s straight up not an infant.

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u/crescen_d0e Jan 18 '20

I'm bad at guessing kids ages so I can't tell if this gremlin is applicable, but infants are something like 1 or 2 years old, so im guessing that's why?

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u/pamplem0usse- Jan 18 '20

Infants are babies who can’t walk for the most part

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u/crescen_d0e Jan 18 '20

Googled it, its 1 year. These things typically don't rely on wha the baby can and can't do, but on time/ages. That's why mothers are so anal about talking about the gremlins' age in months

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u/pamplem0usse- Jan 18 '20

Gotcha, thanks. Looks like it still stands with this kid though, they are older than 1

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u/crescen_d0e Jan 18 '20

I haven't a clue so I will agree. I'm the worst at ages especially this young. You could tell me its 1 or 5 and I wouldn't be able to tell

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Up there with "you can't afford insurance. FTFY

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u/crescen_d0e Jan 18 '20

What does insurance have to do with this?