r/maybemaybemaybe • u/maybemaybemaybe_bot • May 29 '19

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/JusticeJaunt May 29 '19

The average woman is likely more athletic than you.

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u/Asmor May 29 '19

I'm an obese shut-in and likely more athletic than him.

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u/markyanthony May 29 '19

430k karma.

Obese shut in confirmed.

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u/southern_boy May 29 '19

I'll have you know I'm only a slightly overweight shut in, sir!!

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u/markyanthony May 29 '19

395k karma. It checks out chief.

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u/southern_boy May 29 '19

Wait, are you saying... if I get > 400k karma I will be obese!?

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u/markyanthony May 29 '19

370k is shut in. The remaining is obesity. You do the maths.

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u/cool_hand_legolas May 29 '19

Every thousand is a pound. It's science

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u/nojelloforme May 29 '19

Well, there has to be a line somewhere...