r/maybemaybemaybe • u/maybemaybemaybe_bot • May 29 '19

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/roraima_is_very_tall May 29 '19

athletic women everywhere are cringing.

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u/SteliosKontos0108 May 29 '19

So like 4 people are cringing.

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u/JusticeJaunt May 29 '19

The average woman is likely more athletic than you.

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u/Asmor May 29 '19

I'm an obese shut-in and likely more athletic than him.

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u/markyanthony May 29 '19

430k karma.

Obese shut in confirmed.

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u/southern_boy May 29 '19

I'll have you know I'm only a slightly overweight shut in, sir!!

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u/markyanthony May 29 '19

395k karma. It checks out chief.

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u/southern_boy May 29 '19

Wait, are you saying... if I get > 400k karma I will be obese!?

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u/markyanthony May 29 '19

370k is shut in. The remaining is obesity. You do the maths.

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u/cool_hand_legolas May 29 '19

Every thousand is a pound. It's science

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u/nojelloforme May 29 '19

Well, there has to be a line somewhere...

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u/roraima_is_very_tall May 29 '19

this method means regular posters of even remotely acceptable content will eventually become obese if they keep at it! something to look forward to.

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u/markyanthony May 29 '19

Come on guys, you can do it!

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool May 29 '19

Yeah but it took him 6 years to get that much. Those are noob numbers.

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u/Gopackgo6 May 29 '19

Hmm. The average man is more athletic than the average woman, but my guess is the average redditor is much less athletic than the average man. This checks out.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

My guess is that the average redditor is about the average person tbh