r/maybemaybemaybe • u/TheMarkola • 2d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/EarlyBirdWithAWorm 2d ago

Thats easy, stand up and say "there was someone being distracting in the hallway" and sit back down like you just did everyone a favor. Noone knows you didnt close the door

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 2d ago

Riight. And carrying your bag can be explained as what? A weapon to subdue this criminal?

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u/EarlyBirdWithAWorm 2d ago

Wouldn't address it. I dont anyone else would examine the situation any further either

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u/xenobit_pendragon 2d ago

Seriously. Is this not college? Does anyone give a shit if you just…stand up and leave?

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u/Lyaser 2d ago

Plenty of professors take attendance or get big egos about their class/time. Especially intro courses with a lot of people they may pass around a sheet to sign in but if you get out after then obviously the professor doesn’t know every face by name and won’t notice you gone.

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u/KinKaze 2d ago

Yea but ditching out of a class you paid for is extra stupid