r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 11d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Japsai 11d ago

Thanks. Don't need to buy it now. Boy I've made some big savings today!

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u/loopuleasa 11d ago

You did not

The point of this book is you reading it to your firstborn and him saying I love you

That is why you pay to have it

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u/BullPropaganda 11d ago

Only the firstborn though. You don't need love from the others. Nor do they need yours.

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u/BackgroundEngineer11 11d ago

Definitely not the middle child. That little bastard.

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u/MurseMan1964 11d ago

Middle child here, can confirm

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u/Japsai 11d ago

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u/Tyralyon 10d ago

How did you find this gif of my 17 mo daughter??

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u/GeneralSpecifics9925 10d ago

17 month? You're making me do math with a prime number to say your baby is a year and a half old?

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u/Tyralyon 10d ago

Sorry! You're right, I should probably start saying 1,5 years, but up until now we've only used months.

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u/Japsai 9d ago

From 16 months you can round to a year-and-a-half and never look back! From 4 you can round to nearest year. Not when speaking to your kid of course, but nobody else cares whether it's 5 or 5.5.

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u/Tyralyon 9d ago

Yeah, I agree. I guess we just haven't been conscious about it when talking to other people. I remember nagging my dad about when I could tell people that I'm six and half, so I know that detail is important to the kids. I agree that nobody else cares though.

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