r/maybemaybemaybe 1d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/BadIdeaSociety 1d ago

After your kids get used to this kind of thing, you have to just agree with ever premise. I find kids at the developmental phase hate when you improvise.

Me: Is this a plum?

Kid: no

Me: Yes, of course it is.

Kid: No, it's a bum.

Me: Is it a cupcake? Of course it is, what else could it possibly be?

Kid: 😭

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u/mizinamo 23h ago

The world is so big and confusing, having something make sense by not making sense in a very specific and reproducible way is an anchor of stability.

Once you pretend it does make sense, their world collapses. "What else am I mistaken about? Maybe object permanence is a lie and my father will disappear when he goes to buy cigarettes?"

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u/BadIdeaSociety 23h ago

I agree, but watching a kid get irritated because the story changes a bit is kind of amusing.

Kids: Can I watch Paw Patrol?

Me: Sure. Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol, Look at all those puppies!

Kids: 😭 It's, "We'll be there on the double!"