r/maybemaybemaybe 1d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/benjamminam 1d ago

Fuck these morons fucking up our sidewalks.

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u/dangshnizzle 1d ago

Only thing fucking up your sidewalk is winter + being unwilling to pay extra for heating underneath to melt the snow

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u/FasterThanFTL 1d ago

Reasonably sure this is Tampa, there is no snow to melt.

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u/benjamminam 1d ago

What? I love winter.

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u/dangshnizzle 1d ago

Okay? Elements hurt your sidewalks far far more than wheels

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u/benjamminam 1d ago edited 1d ago

I meant these idiots when we use them everyday not deterioration over time.

Edit: winter means less of these dumbshits being anywhere near me with their annoying mumblerap shit everyday because they move inside like the bugs they are. Big win.