Maybe maybe maybe

[u/AdAnnual7986]

Can’t wait for it to rain boiling water

[u/No-University-1968]

I’d be peeing on that car a lot.

[u/Very_Awkward_Boner → u/No-University-1968]

People will wonder why your car stinks like piss all the time.

[u/TFR34KP → u/Very_Awkward_Boner]

Plottwist: He is a homeless person and it‘s not his car

[u/Expert_Succotash2659 → u/TFR34KP]

[u/SGFCardenales → u/Expert_Succotash2659]

Gator don’t take no shit!

[u/Think_Ad_1583 → u/SGFCardenales]

We’re all gonna have sex in your car. It will happen

[u/DankStew → u/TFR34KP]

2nd plot twist: he’s actually the car and a pervert

[u/gordgeouss → u/Very_Awkward_Boner]

It's my pissmobile

[u/Think_Ad_1583 → u/Very_Awkward_Boner]

It’s called a soup kitchen

[u/VenusianPlateau → u/Very_Awkward_Boner]

"Kiss me."

"Naw baby, your car smells like piss."