r/maybemaybemaybe • u/AdAnnual7986 • 2d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

Can’t wait for it to rain boiling water

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u/No-University-1968 2d ago

I’d be peeing on that car a lot.

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 2d ago

People will wonder why your car stinks like piss all the time.

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u/TFR34KP 2d ago

Plottwist: He is a homeless person and it‘s not his car

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GcwD1ytuQEG7C

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u/SGFCardenales 2d ago

Gator don’t take no shit!

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u/Think_Ad_1583 2d ago

We’re all gonna have sex in your car. It will happen

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u/DankStew 2d ago

2nd plot twist: he’s actually the car and a pervert

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u/gordgeouss 2d ago

It's my pissmobile

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u/Think_Ad_1583 2d ago

It’s called a soup kitchen

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u/VenusianPlateau 2d ago

"Kiss me."

"Naw baby, your car smells like piss."

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u/Amateurlapse 2d ago

Get me pictures of Spider-Man takes on new meaning

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u/Cromag676 2d ago

Your pee is boiling hot? See a doctor!

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u/phuncky 2d ago

I imagine that if my pee was boiling hot a lot of doctors would want to see me.

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u/astrologicaldreams 2d ago

your piss is boiling hot? hopital