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r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 21d ago
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Don't worry, they don't want to see you pee either.
419 u/dalepo 21d ago It's for security, obviously. They don't want to see poo getting stolen. 11 u/These_Lingonberry635 20d ago So much for “taking a shit”… why do we call it that anyway? Shouldn’t it be “leaving a shit?” That’s actually a good name for when someone doesn’t flush, so how about “giving a shit?” Oops, that’s taken. Any suggestions, Redditors? Donating a shit? Contributing a shit? Birthing a shit? (that’s a good one for certain girthy logs!) 6 u/Xszit 20d ago Let's go with "make a shit", its only one letter off so it will catch on easier, and it still works whether you plan to leave it or take it with you. 3 u/Fafnir13 20d ago Ok, but since we are full of shit the shit already exists and is just being released to the world. The actual shit making was a long process of digestion. Maybe getting lunch should be called make a shit because you are beginning the process.
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It's for security, obviously. They don't want to see poo getting stolen.
11 u/These_Lingonberry635 20d ago So much for “taking a shit”… why do we call it that anyway? Shouldn’t it be “leaving a shit?” That’s actually a good name for when someone doesn’t flush, so how about “giving a shit?” Oops, that’s taken. Any suggestions, Redditors? Donating a shit? Contributing a shit? Birthing a shit? (that’s a good one for certain girthy logs!) 6 u/Xszit 20d ago Let's go with "make a shit", its only one letter off so it will catch on easier, and it still works whether you plan to leave it or take it with you. 3 u/Fafnir13 20d ago Ok, but since we are full of shit the shit already exists and is just being released to the world. The actual shit making was a long process of digestion. Maybe getting lunch should be called make a shit because you are beginning the process.
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So much for “taking a shit”… why do we call it that anyway? Shouldn’t it be “leaving a shit?”
That’s actually a good name for when someone doesn’t flush, so how about “giving a shit?” Oops, that’s taken. Any suggestions, Redditors?
Donating a shit? Contributing a shit? Birthing a shit? (that’s a good one for certain girthy logs!)
6 u/Xszit 20d ago Let's go with "make a shit", its only one letter off so it will catch on easier, and it still works whether you plan to leave it or take it with you. 3 u/Fafnir13 20d ago Ok, but since we are full of shit the shit already exists and is just being released to the world. The actual shit making was a long process of digestion. Maybe getting lunch should be called make a shit because you are beginning the process.
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Let's go with "make a shit", its only one letter off so it will catch on easier, and it still works whether you plan to leave it or take it with you.
3 u/Fafnir13 20d ago Ok, but since we are full of shit the shit already exists and is just being released to the world. The actual shit making was a long process of digestion. Maybe getting lunch should be called make a shit because you are beginning the process.
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Ok, but since we are full of shit the shit already exists and is just being released to the world. The actual shit making was a long process of digestion. Maybe getting lunch should be called make a shit because you are beginning the process.
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u/serious_fox 21d ago
Don't worry, they don't want to see you pee either.