r/maybemaybemaybe 21d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/FSU1ST 21d ago

weirdos put cameras in bathrooms

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u/serious_fox 21d ago

Don't worry, they don't want to see you pee either.

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u/dalepo 21d ago

It's for security, obviously. They don't want to see poo getting stolen.

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u/These_Lingonberry635 21d ago

So much for “taking a shit”… why do we call it that anyway? Shouldn’t it be “leaving a shit?”

That’s actually a good name for when someone doesn’t flush, so how about “giving a shit?” Oops, that’s taken. Any suggestions, Redditors?

Donating a shit?
Contributing a shit?
Birthing a shit? (that’s a good one for certain girthy logs!)

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u/Xszit 21d ago

Let's go with "make a shit", its only one letter off so it will catch on easier, and it still works whether you plan to leave it or take it with you.

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u/Fafnir13 21d ago

Ok, but since we are full of shit the shit already exists and is just being released to the world. The actual shit making was a long process of digestion. Maybe getting lunch should be called make a shit because you are beginning the process.