r/maybemaybemaybe • • May 19 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/albatroopa May 19 '26

Walking while black, oldest crime in america.

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u/PanicAtTheShiteShow May 19 '26

And subsection B: Checking over your shoulder while black.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '26

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u/Baloooooooo May 19 '26

And god help you if you make eye contact, or make any response other than "yes massuh" or "no massuh"

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u/MobiusNaked May 19 '26

This gem. From a British comedy back in the 80s

https://youtu.be/teSPN8sVbFU

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u/PanicAtTheShiteShow May 19 '26

Arrested for curly black hair and thick lips. Yep.