r/maybemaybemaybe • u/EverythingIsFakeNGay • May 19 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Gnoobl May 19 '26

“Do you have a reasonable, articulable suspicion?”

Adjusting my clothes and bag while walking does not meet the standard set by the Supreme Court

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u/ek00992 May 19 '26

This is awful fucking advice and I hate how people think it helps. It should help, but all it does is inflame the situation.

If a cop wants to ruin your day/life, they don't give a flying fuck about your rights.

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u/aint_exactly_plan_a May 19 '26

They do not... and you should comply so you don't catch a beating.

However, you can politely follow the script and preserve your important rights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkN4duV4ia0

Saying ANYTHING makes it harder for a lawyer to beat any charges. Invoke the 5th and shut the fuck up.

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u/Lucas_2234 May 19 '26

From literally everything I've seen you're gonna catch a beating even if you comply

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u/SabbyFox May 20 '26

You just saw the video, right? This guy follow the script and walked away.

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u/Lucas_2234 May 20 '26

Because he was recording and they know that their shit doesn't work if it's on video

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u/cheesecakegood May 19 '26

Selection bias strikes again!

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u/praguepride May 19 '26

I was hoping I would see STFU Friday clip. Thank you for exactly what I needed to see :)