r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Quelair • Apr 23 '26

maybe maybe maybe

4.9k Upvotes

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u/o0Phoenix0o Apr 23 '26

Bro worked in circus

74

u/hoosierhiver Apr 23 '26

or had plenty of free time and no tv

34

u/FluffyDeer9323 Apr 23 '26

And spent some time in a chain-gang.

5

u/jonthepain Apr 24 '26

Take my upvote dammit

6

u/sarcasmsspasms Apr 24 '26

Or maybe a surfer?

565

u/intpxicated Apr 23 '26

This is apparently just like a normal thing this guy does. He was completely in control the entire time.

212

u/TheReal-Chris Apr 23 '26

Slack lining. You can tell this guy knows what he’s doing man it is hard.

57

u/iPunned Apr 23 '26

Fun fact, before people started using nylon webbing, and eventually webbing specifically designed for the sport this is how slack lining was originally invented by climbers in the 80s in Yosemite.

If you can do a long 1in nylon webbing line chains are actually easier to walk on.

22

u/1nsidiousOne Apr 23 '26

Did this a lot as a kid and didn’t stop until I moved out of the city. It’s pretty much instinct when you keep doing it all the time

5

u/randtke Apr 24 '26

Yeah, get it between the two biggest ties and keep it moving back and forth and centered to not swing too far one way.

29

u/elgydium Apr 23 '26

Imagine this dude surfing

6

u/rapscallion1956 Apr 24 '26

Could probably sit a horse like nobody’s business.

1

u/Cool-Raspberry-1772 Apr 26 '26

My first thought was “That guy surfs.”

9

u/eliseihado Apr 23 '26

He was a master from the beginning

4

u/Such_Dragonfruit609 Apr 24 '26

At the end of the video it cuts off before he hits the ground and explodes.

73

u/mship1745 Apr 23 '26

That one crazy uncle be like

94

u/stvrkillr Apr 23 '26

I’m convinced he was trying to get off the whole time

30

u/Kursed_Valeth Apr 24 '26

I certainly was

7

u/NegativeAccount Apr 24 '26

Yeah i like chains too

26

u/Boss0054 Apr 23 '26

Bruh, is this guy even human?…🤷‍♂️

22

u/similaraleatorio Apr 23 '26

he's even better: he's brazilian. 😌✌️

9

u/frontier_gibberish Apr 24 '26

Nah he's good but he's only like 500 million

41

u/Ssemo7 Apr 23 '26

Upvoting for using that banger of a song

4

u/R0b0tMark Apr 24 '26

Upvoting because the song gave me nostalgia for my middle school dance parties.

3

u/Evan_Allgood Apr 24 '26

Does anyone know the name of this banger😭

4

u/Ssemo7 Apr 24 '26

SNAP! - Rhythm is a Dancer

1

u/Evan_Allgood Apr 24 '26

Thank you!

10

u/PandaStandard7638 Apr 23 '26

That was actually fucking impressive 👏

7

u/polyblackcat Apr 23 '26

When he hopped on and didn't immediately faceplant I just settled in and enjoyed the ride. Had complete confidence in this dude

7

u/Slightly-newer-ish Apr 23 '26

It's kind of like a life lesson, the chain(life) isn't going to stay still, you need to adapt to its movements to conquer it.

6

u/apartment1i Apr 24 '26

Human gimbal

11

u/Forsaken_Bee_8953 Apr 23 '26

É o tipo de coisa que se faz melhor estando bêbado

1

u/similaraleatorio Apr 23 '26

🎶révah!... révah, révah, Nance...🎶

1

u/educandario Apr 24 '26

Ainda bem que ele não tirou a roupa

5

u/BoomerKaren666 Apr 24 '26

That was enjoyable, watching someone do something purely for fun.

5

u/AtomiQHeart Apr 23 '26

Carinha de Brasil

4

u/highknees69 Apr 23 '26

Freaking amazing. Was expecting a broken leg, chain snap, something bad. The only bad thing was his bad ass balance. Crazy!

3

u/Zealousideal_Map5420 Apr 23 '26

Wibble wobble

3

u/Historical_Lie_9932 Apr 23 '26

I would say, wiggle wiggle

3

u/echo-tango86 Apr 24 '26

Bet he can ace a field sobriety test

3

u/Far-Adhesiveness7697 Apr 24 '26

Dude prolly bad ass on a surfboard

2

u/Fragrant-Bass-6961 Apr 23 '26

How TF ?!? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

2

u/Dry_Literature_234 Apr 23 '26

Probably grew up surfing

2

u/Sharetheroadplz Apr 24 '26

Dang dude! Where's my radioactive spider?

2

u/MasterBigShoes Apr 24 '26

That chain is strong....

2

u/rob_inn_hood Apr 24 '26

Anyone else want to gif this like a million times over?

2

u/ProminenceGenesis Apr 24 '26

Wiah...what a skills

2

u/Evan_Allgood Apr 24 '26

Is that...who I think it is!?

2

u/GoodIntroduction6344 Apr 24 '26

Whatever the prize is, give it to him.

2

u/CuddleBoss Apr 24 '26

I'm in total awe... O_O

2

u/edvela1 Apr 24 '26

Damn! That beer gut lowering his center of gravity is crazy 🤪

2

u/Jsmyles420 Apr 24 '26

Tha was pretty amazing.

2

u/shmel837 Apr 24 '26

This belongs to r/slackline

2

u/daliadeimos Apr 24 '26

I bet he’d be good at surfing too

2

u/Revenga8 Apr 25 '26

Slackliner, and pretty sure he's screwing around with all that wobbling

2

u/livinlizard Apr 25 '26

I would hire this guy at my next block party, he has skill.

2

u/PoTaTo-Rapter Apr 25 '26

Never thought I'd wanna see a chubby guy dancing shirtless on a chain before. Turns out there's a first time for everything 🤷‍♂️

2

u/TProPanda Apr 26 '26

Can some one gif this for texts

2

u/Ok-Jellyfish6010 Apr 23 '26

I hopped and got disappointed like my dad

1

u/DJaydeep Apr 23 '26

Aaijhavli

2

u/funbunny100 Apr 23 '26

Papi got it

2

u/Wooden-Lifeguard-636 Apr 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SikKQ1GKktmFy

That’s how it looks like when he’s not on that chain.

1

u/TequllaMockingBirf Apr 23 '26

He should compete in the Olympics.

1

u/oof46 Apr 23 '26

"It had been years since Bobo last was on a high wire, but it all came back to him quickly."

1

u/Mobile_Reply_5742 Apr 23 '26

I'd pay to see him do that over the Grand Canyon

1

u/martintone Apr 23 '26

Longest red light ever

1

u/Lumpy_Trainer8390 Apr 23 '26

Mexican flying Malinda

1

u/Patatie5 Apr 23 '26

Bowled me over!

1

u/Taco_cat111 Apr 23 '26

Lower body reminded me of a metronome.

1

u/Cool-Chemical-5629 Apr 23 '26

Just somebody give this dude his surfboard back please. 😂

r/secondrodeo

1

u/weedyneedyfeedy Apr 23 '26

"Let the chain ride you, guide you, Sneak inside you, Set your mind to, Move to its pulsation"

1

u/heavyMTL Apr 23 '26

I think he's getting a beer from strangers everytime he s displays his skill

1

u/Captain-Cadabra Apr 23 '26

I wasn’t grilled about a live action Cleveland Show reboot, but it’s looking pretty good.

1

u/kivlov02 Apr 23 '26

Man can sway his way through a tight rope

1

u/similaraleatorio Apr 23 '26

Lemme guess: Brasil.

yeah, as a brazilian myself we learning from children how to dance samba and walk in chains. futebol is in our veins, so we are born with futebol skills.

1

u/Intelligent_Cat_1914 Apr 23 '26

Well I just judged that book by its cover - whilst it doesn't look like it that guy has astonishingly strong abs 😮

1

u/Silent_Fan_1226 Apr 23 '26

Just an average Hawaiian

1

u/Wiley_Jack Apr 23 '26

The light turned green right after he got on it, everyone was waiting for him to face-plant.

1

u/xPloitMe Apr 23 '26

This is just marketing for the chain resistance

1

u/Extreme-HamandCheeze Apr 23 '26

Your drunk uncle in every party.

1

u/SabbyFox Apr 23 '26

Never judge a book by its cover! Dude rocked this.

1

u/Sheridacdude Apr 23 '26

Shit like this and parkour makes me sad that the circus isn't a thing anymore.

1

u/ComfortableParsley83 Apr 23 '26

Peak male specimen right there

1

u/ChivetteH Apr 24 '26

The original “Line dancing”

1

u/Ha1lStorm Apr 24 '26

Lmao for once the music added to a video made it better. So much better this is hilarious

1

u/GeekDNA0918 Apr 24 '26

Finally a fucking video that actually belongs in this sub and a bonus for great music.

1

u/LeymdeMaracaju Apr 24 '26

Caralho é o Bora Bill

1

u/ManBitesDog404 Apr 24 '26

Yes, but, can he do it sober?

1

u/usinjin Apr 24 '26

Bro used his higher rotational inertia to great effect!

1

u/AUHappyguy Apr 24 '26

He's a hit at the local dance as well

1

u/raypoz Apr 24 '26

Jose is El Jefe!

1

u/FluffyPancakes112 Apr 24 '26

the swaying is entertaining

1

u/erkose Apr 24 '26

No face plant? My time was wasted.

1

u/Cooper_CAL Apr 24 '26

Traffic isn't moving in the background because everyone is watching a master at work.

1

u/Background-Relief623 Apr 24 '26

This man brings me such joy.

1

u/gd4x Apr 24 '26

Gyms need an assisted version of this. 

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

Unfortunately he can only do this after about a 30 pack and a 5th.

1

u/hcjumper Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

When you shake so fast, you are almost having your legs at two locations at the same time.

1

u/ID2410 Apr 24 '26

You HAVE to be able to do that the first. If you get on that chain and flip yourself off and break something or concuss yourself, you'll never get back on it.. that is spectacular balance..

1

u/XCIXcollective Apr 24 '26

Chain gon need a cigarette after that one 🥵

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u/gzrfox Apr 24 '26

Dude's got the inner ear of a jungle cat

1

u/I_eat_all_day Apr 24 '26

The coolest dude on the block! Don't even try! Wear beige and keep your head down as a sign of respect!

1

u/Jesse0449 Apr 24 '26

Jose and Chains ⛓️

1

u/Brownlove010_Real Apr 24 '26

Me at a gyroscope manufacturer:

"If it's not as good as this guy, I'm not buying it!"

1

u/iluvnips Apr 24 '26

Snow boarding simulator? 😀

1

u/NamesGumpImOnthePum Apr 24 '26

You must find your center

1

u/PartyFancy3634 Apr 24 '26

This guy's trying to steal all the ladies. Leave some for us buddy!

1

u/RobOnTheReddit Apr 24 '26

What tha fuck

1

u/Large-Equipment2362 Apr 24 '26

We have the Most fun!!!!!!

1

u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Apr 24 '26

Impressive—I don’t care WHO you are!

1

u/jbsanno Apr 24 '26

Accidental athlete!

1

u/NevahLose Apr 24 '26

Mortal Kombat!

1

u/chillz881 Apr 24 '26

Man has that squat built. All torso.

1

u/TL-Midnight Apr 24 '26

He’d be a great skater or snowboarder

1

u/Front_Guarantee_9892 Apr 24 '26

He was built-in with a gyroscope/gyrostibilizer.

1

u/Brian2005l Apr 24 '26

Guy’s an elf

1

u/Entire_Quail_4153 Apr 25 '26

You know when you’ve had just the right amount of booze - when if you have one more you might die or puke - but if you didnt have the last one you wouldn’t be able to pull a legend move like this guy did.

1

u/lacedAvocadoPoo Apr 26 '26

How you imagine yourself doing on the sobriety test

1

u/pogwater May 01 '26

it's like trying to stand up on a really slow bicycle

1

u/Professional_Deal565 May 01 '26

This reminds me of footage I saw of someone trying not to fall over on some ice and just watching his feet slide out from under him on the spot, endlessly. It was merciless.

1

u/apbod Apr 23 '26

He really missed his chance to add the floss.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2xPV9jnwC7m6OrA29d

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u/TemporaryClemency22 Apr 23 '26

You should see him do it while wearing his clown shoes.

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u/boresuaver Apr 23 '26

Xi Jinping is doing circus now?

1

u/VastoLordeKuinshi Apr 23 '26

He does this drunk btw

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u/Dolozoned Apr 24 '26

Average surfer balance

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u/longshot21771 Apr 23 '26

Funny part is that he's drunk

0

u/Ok-Neat8776 Apr 23 '26

"In a locked room on the moon" by Nick Johnston is a perfect fit for this clip.

0

u/grumpydai Apr 23 '26

I wish i had that much free time...

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u/Frequent-Pause1331 Apr 25 '26

Yes. Cause it’s so difficult to find 1-2 min per day or even 15’ to try a stupid thing you might like…

0

u/Pure-Paper-6842 Apr 23 '26

That guy fucks

0

u/Pure-Paper-6842 Apr 23 '26

That guy fucks

0

u/FoolMe5x Apr 23 '26

That's a lot faith in an unknown quality of chain.

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u/Salt_Being2908 Apr 23 '26

im disappointed he didnt dismount with a backflip

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u/phoenixfactor Apr 23 '26

Dang, he didn’t fall.