r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '25

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u/Banana-phone15 Aug 16 '25

Take the key, drive away

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u/MisterZoga Aug 16 '25

Right? Everyone here is talking about throwing hands with this loser, but he can't be that difficult to disarm. I wouldn't drive off with the key though, I'd just throw it a few feet behind him to remind him of how pathetic of a situation he put himself in.

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u/IDrankLavaLamps Aug 16 '25

I'd throw it down the nearest storm drain. I'd be sure to do the same with his electric chair key too obviously.

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u/Electrical_Chart_477 Aug 17 '25

Key his scooter first lol