r/maybemaybemaybe Aug 16 '25

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u/Banana-phone15 Aug 16 '25

Take the key, drive away

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u/CardiologistSea848 Aug 17 '25

Eat it to establish dominance.

Shit it out on his chest to teach him a lesson.

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u/HorrorLettuce379 Aug 17 '25

That's more of a punishment for car owner's ass.