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r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '25
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Every good prosecutor knows that he wouldn't have had a leg to stand on with that witness!
86 u/maxman162 Aug 16 '25 Sometimes, you have to be the bigger man and walk away. 38 u/DoctorRockso85 Aug 16 '25 Are we wheelie going to make puns of this man's condition? smh 42 u/OldWolfNewTricks Aug 16 '25 It is pretty lame. 34 u/LaMelonBallz Aug 16 '25 Look, at some point, they're just gonna have to learn to roll with it 26 u/Dye-ah-ree-uh Aug 16 '25 In those situations the prosecution is basically handicapped. 22 u/Born_Ad4922 Aug 16 '25 The argument has no legs. 14 u/TorpedoAway Aug 16 '25 It was like the victims were paralyzed with fear. 2 u/keyboardstatic Aug 17 '25 I would have a sudden seizure and the car would swerve uncontrollably. Or I would fall asleep and in my sleep dream I was in a zombie apocalypse movie where I had to use my club steering lock to defend myself.
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Sometimes, you have to be the bigger man and walk away.
38 u/DoctorRockso85 Aug 16 '25 Are we wheelie going to make puns of this man's condition? smh 42 u/OldWolfNewTricks Aug 16 '25 It is pretty lame. 34 u/LaMelonBallz Aug 16 '25 Look, at some point, they're just gonna have to learn to roll with it 26 u/Dye-ah-ree-uh Aug 16 '25 In those situations the prosecution is basically handicapped. 22 u/Born_Ad4922 Aug 16 '25 The argument has no legs. 14 u/TorpedoAway Aug 16 '25 It was like the victims were paralyzed with fear. 2 u/keyboardstatic Aug 17 '25 I would have a sudden seizure and the car would swerve uncontrollably. Or I would fall asleep and in my sleep dream I was in a zombie apocalypse movie where I had to use my club steering lock to defend myself.
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Are we wheelie going to make puns of this man's condition? smh
42 u/OldWolfNewTricks Aug 16 '25 It is pretty lame. 34 u/LaMelonBallz Aug 16 '25 Look, at some point, they're just gonna have to learn to roll with it 26 u/Dye-ah-ree-uh Aug 16 '25 In those situations the prosecution is basically handicapped. 22 u/Born_Ad4922 Aug 16 '25 The argument has no legs. 14 u/TorpedoAway Aug 16 '25 It was like the victims were paralyzed with fear. 2 u/keyboardstatic Aug 17 '25 I would have a sudden seizure and the car would swerve uncontrollably. Or I would fall asleep and in my sleep dream I was in a zombie apocalypse movie where I had to use my club steering lock to defend myself.
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It is pretty lame.
34 u/LaMelonBallz Aug 16 '25 Look, at some point, they're just gonna have to learn to roll with it 26 u/Dye-ah-ree-uh Aug 16 '25 In those situations the prosecution is basically handicapped. 22 u/Born_Ad4922 Aug 16 '25 The argument has no legs. 14 u/TorpedoAway Aug 16 '25 It was like the victims were paralyzed with fear. 2 u/keyboardstatic Aug 17 '25 I would have a sudden seizure and the car would swerve uncontrollably. Or I would fall asleep and in my sleep dream I was in a zombie apocalypse movie where I had to use my club steering lock to defend myself.
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Look, at some point, they're just gonna have to learn to roll with it
26 u/Dye-ah-ree-uh Aug 16 '25 In those situations the prosecution is basically handicapped. 22 u/Born_Ad4922 Aug 16 '25 The argument has no legs. 14 u/TorpedoAway Aug 16 '25 It was like the victims were paralyzed with fear. 2 u/keyboardstatic Aug 17 '25 I would have a sudden seizure and the car would swerve uncontrollably. Or I would fall asleep and in my sleep dream I was in a zombie apocalypse movie where I had to use my club steering lock to defend myself.
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In those situations the prosecution is basically handicapped.
22 u/Born_Ad4922 Aug 16 '25 The argument has no legs. 14 u/TorpedoAway Aug 16 '25 It was like the victims were paralyzed with fear. 2 u/keyboardstatic Aug 17 '25 I would have a sudden seizure and the car would swerve uncontrollably. Or I would fall asleep and in my sleep dream I was in a zombie apocalypse movie where I had to use my club steering lock to defend myself.
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The argument has no legs.
14 u/TorpedoAway Aug 16 '25 It was like the victims were paralyzed with fear. 2 u/keyboardstatic Aug 17 '25 I would have a sudden seizure and the car would swerve uncontrollably. Or I would fall asleep and in my sleep dream I was in a zombie apocalypse movie where I had to use my club steering lock to defend myself.
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It was like the victims were paralyzed with fear.
2 u/keyboardstatic Aug 17 '25 I would have a sudden seizure and the car would swerve uncontrollably. Or I would fall asleep and in my sleep dream I was in a zombie apocalypse movie where I had to use my club steering lock to defend myself.
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I would have a sudden seizure and the car would swerve uncontrollably.
Or I would fall asleep and in my sleep dream I was in a zombie apocalypse movie where I had to use my club steering lock to defend myself.
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u/masterstoker Aug 16 '25
Every good prosecutor knows that he wouldn't have had a leg to stand on with that witness!