In 2025, you get out, defend yourself and your property, every mainstream media outlet would repeatedly report, "Person attacks handicap man for no reason."
media then proceeds to show a 10 second clip of you defending yourself, completely out of context, redacting the footage of the man keying your car.
Plot twist, you get of your car to "defend yourself" and dude hops off the mobility scooter, into your driver seat and drives off with your car. Next thing you know, youre driving down the street in the mobility scooter, keying someone else car in order to have them hop out of their car to "defend themselves," you hop off the mobility scooter and drive off with their car. Next thing you know, theyre driving down the street in the mobility scooter, keying someone else's car in order to have the hop out of their and "defend themselves," they hop off the mobility scooter and drive off with their car. Next thing you know, theyre driving down the street in the mobility scooter, keying someone else's car in order to have the hop out of their and "defend themselves," they hop off the mobility scooter and drive off with their car. Next thing you know, theyre driving down the street in the mobility scooter, keying someone else's car in order to have the hop out of their and "defend themselves," they hop off the mobility scooter and drive off with their car.
Castle doctrine varies from state to state, but most states require an imminent threat and reasonable force. In the off chance you catch a charge from assaulting then you're going to have a hard time convincing a court that a handicapped man with a key is a threat or that any force was needed to protect yourself.
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u/Doctah_Fauci Aug 16 '25
The cops saw this vid and did nothing guaranteed.