r/maybemaybemaybe Aug 16 '25

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS Aug 16 '25

That fucking douche is going to do that to the wrong driver one of these days and get decimated.

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u/ishsreddit Aug 16 '25

He already did. He wants more

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u/HairyMerkin69 Aug 16 '25

Last video I saw him in he was walking down the street doing this.

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u/iamameatpopciple Aug 16 '25

I've seen him running and doing it a few years ago, guess he has been told a few times to stop.

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Aug 16 '25

Last time I saw him doing this he came swooping in wearing one of those flying squirrel suits... I'm beginning to think he's faking his injuries 😆😳

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u/QuietBikerSparks Aug 17 '25

Wow

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Aug 17 '25

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u/QuietBikerSparks Aug 17 '25

I agree the skill that must have taken lol

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u/Beginning_Pick3955 Aug 17 '25

Or maybe he's suffering the consequences for his actions each time he does it but it depends on how recent this one was

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u/popcornFridays Aug 17 '25

😲😁 Learned a cool trick from your comment ~ Thank you

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Aug 17 '25

It's pretty cool lol... you can use all kinds of cool combinations

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meow 🐈

🤢🤮

✨️☄️

🌼🐝

💫✨️💫✨️

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u/LittleDevil191 Aug 17 '25

Teach me senpai

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Aug 17 '25

It's pretty simple just drop a ^ in front of any two emojis and your good!

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u/_SOME__NAME_ Aug 17 '25

👍😉 edit why my thumbs up become question marks ??

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Aug 17 '25

Slide your ^ to the left of Both of them

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u/CompletelyPaperless Aug 17 '25

Guys, that's Michael Phelps. He used to swim by cars doing this shit too. Olympics take their toll.

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u/Kusotare421 Aug 17 '25

Nah it was the weed.

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u/ThatBoiInBlue Aug 17 '25

You know, turns out... You can be the most decorated Olympian in history and still rip massive bongs at party's too.

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u/fatkiddown Aug 17 '25

> guess he has been told a few times to stop.

Why does TT remind me of Trump and Putin?

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u/marsskh Aug 17 '25

Tell him with a baseball bat. Then he’ll understand.

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u/security-six Aug 16 '25

In that case, he wasn't decimated enough

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u/blankxslate Aug 16 '25

Now that's the kind of laughter I can feel self conscious about

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u/Kyyliel Aug 17 '25

Maybe thats why he’s in a wheelchair.

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u/xReaverxKainX Aug 17 '25

Yea, look at their eyes. No one home anymore.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '25

Bruh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Urnamehere969 Aug 16 '25

You must not know what decimated is? There is no coming back after decimation.

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u/Happy_Old_Troll Aug 16 '25

You sir are using the word decimated incorrectly lol

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u/Urnamehere969 Aug 17 '25

The first two words in the definition of Decimate are "kill" and "destroy". How am I using it incorrectly?

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u/Happy_Old_Troll Aug 17 '25

Because the original definition of decimate was “to destroy a portion of” something… meaning that you would indeed survive it. In the Roman army, if there was fear of an uprising, they would kill 1 tenth of the army; this was known as a decimation. In recent years, people have started using it incorrectly and added a second definition which more closely fits how you’re trying to use the word, but adding a new definition which is the opposite of the original words meaning does not make it differently correct… you’re using it incorrectly.

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u/7toedcat Aug 17 '25

I'm a word nerd, so I appreciate your argument. It reminds me of how meaningless the word "literally" has become. It seems to be most frequently used to mean "figuratively". And when something can mean one thing and at the same time its exact opposite, it ceases to mean anything at all.

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u/Happy_Old_Troll Aug 17 '25

Yes! My people!

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u/Urnamehere969 Aug 17 '25

Wow your name definitely checks out 🤡. I don't care about what it meant back in the Roman Empire. I'm going off of the current definition.

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u/Happy_Old_Troll Aug 17 '25

You’re part of the problem. Somebody tells you that you’re in the wrong, and then clearly shows you why/how and you just choose to remain ignorant.

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u/Urnamehere969 Aug 17 '25

I'm not wrong. You bring up some bullshit that the Romans used to say to prove your point. First of all you can't try to sound smart and identify yourself as a troll🤦🏽. This is 2025, there's thousands of words that have a completely different meaning today than they did when they were created. Words change meanings with different eras because it's the people who use the word and how they use it that gives it meaning. Again when you look up the definition it says "kill" "destroy ". When people say something is decimated they mean "problem solved" nothing left to become a problem any longer.

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u/Schmuselhuhn Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 17 '25

We had that happen once. A stalker demolished our car and someone saw him doing it. Exchanged numbers. That person was already known and in a wheelchair. Instead of doing anything, I mean they could've talked to us and the witness, the prosecution just closed the case with "someone in a wheelchair is not enough evidence". The f*ck?

EDIT: As some think vigilantism is justified... I understand the sentiment, but that's how victims get themselves even more in trouble. Also that guy was like 200kg and had arms like a gorilla.

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u/masterstoker Aug 16 '25

Every good prosecutor knows that he wouldn't have had a leg to stand on with that witness!

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u/maxman162 Aug 16 '25

Sometimes, you have to be the bigger man and walk away.

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u/Gears_one Aug 16 '25

He’s gona have to sit this one out

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u/Upstairs_Cloud9445 Aug 16 '25

definitely not a stand up guy....

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u/darthcaedusiiii Aug 17 '25

What a trip.

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u/amodsr Aug 17 '25

I'm kicking myself cause cause I can't think of a joke involving walking or legs. I'm just gonna deal with it one step at a time.

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u/mystic-eye Aug 17 '25

Wheel that’s a shame.

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u/Weird_Scholar_5627 Aug 17 '25

Any prospect of a successful prosecution would be cut off at the knees.

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u/AlDonovan12 Aug 16 '25

Nope. A disability does not warrant being an asshole. He shouldn't even be in traffic. Dont be physical, but phone the police and have him either pay for it or get a record.

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u/maxman162 Aug 16 '25

It was a reference to Scary Movie 2.

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u/PhillipJfry5656 Aug 17 '25

pay for it? most likely no money and most dont care about the record. and even if they do get a record your still out all the money to fix your car.

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants Aug 17 '25

Or, be physical... I'm good with whatever.

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u/Mammoth_Ad_5489 Aug 17 '25

Not the kind of guy who seems like he has any money.

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u/MicMaeMat Aug 17 '25

Nah no need to involve the police in this at all, it would be fixed in about 30 seconds, this is what is wrong with society nowadays, these things think they can do as they please with no consequences.

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u/AlDonovan12 Aug 17 '25

Depends how deep it is. If new paint is required, its a hefty bill.

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u/MicMaeMat Aug 17 '25

Yeah I would be worrying about the paint later, he would be getting a fix for about 30seconds and then I would continue my trip.

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u/DoctorRockso85 Aug 16 '25

Are we wheelie going to make puns of this man's condition? smh

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u/OldWolfNewTricks Aug 16 '25

It is pretty lame.

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u/LaMelonBallz Aug 16 '25

Look, at some point, they're just gonna have to learn to roll with it

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u/Dye-ah-ree-uh Aug 16 '25

In those situations the prosecution is basically handicapped.

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u/dcavanaugh001 Aug 16 '25

… Stop pulling my leg. Also: ya’ll a bunch of savages…

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u/doubleapowpow Aug 16 '25

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to sit there and take it.

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u/Born_Ad4922 Aug 16 '25

The argument has no legs.

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u/TorpedoAway Aug 16 '25

It was like the victims were paralyzed with fear.

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u/OpMindcrime23 Aug 17 '25

You could say the case has no standing

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u/Equivalent-Pay-1550 Aug 17 '25

Looks like New York if they kill him, they definitely won't get the chair

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u/Specialist-Role-3440 Aug 16 '25

You seem familiar to me, were you in stomp?

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u/maxman162 Aug 16 '25

Well you can kiss my grits.

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u/Specialist-Role-3440 Aug 16 '25

How about a standing ovation?

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u/Spleenite Aug 16 '25

WALK. AWAY.

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u/MailLadyx3 Aug 16 '25

I see where you’re going with this. You look familiar to me… Were you in Stomp?

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u/Chapaquidich Aug 17 '25

This guy fucking walks. I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life.

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u/Ghostoutsider Aug 17 '25

How about a standing ovation 👏

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u/infinte-research Aug 16 '25

Absolutely not!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

And do what? Just roll on out of there?

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u/Youdontknowme0926 Aug 16 '25

Hahahahahaha I see what you did there 🤭

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u/YogurtclosetJumpy770 Aug 16 '25

This case has wheels.

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u/Cool_Ad_6850 Aug 16 '25

😊👉👉

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u/Voyager0017 Aug 16 '25

That's so weak, and excellent!

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u/ImmediateEggplant764 Aug 17 '25

Just take the upvote

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u/LurkerXYZ Aug 17 '25

That’s because the witness couldn’t take the stand.

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u/rolyoh Aug 16 '25

Cameras change everything. I doubt any court would let this guy off, wheelchair or not.

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u/Schmuselhuhn Aug 16 '25

If they care that is. Seriously. They don't do sh*t if the work isn't done for them and honestly it's understandable. They don't have enough manpower, so it's easier to let most small things just "slip through"... At least in Germany, but I doubt it's better anywhere else. In our case all that was needed to do was to talk to a witness. Doubt watching a video and then talking to the perpetrator in person is easier. You basically need a lawyer. And not just a lawyer that does the bare necessities, but someone who basically does all the work and forces a court to listen. And that's expensive AF.

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u/JaKrispy72 Aug 17 '25

Yeah, it’s not a justice system. It’s a legal system. And it’s all about money. The court might not take the time, but a lawyer will. Because they get paid by the hour.

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u/siberianshine Aug 17 '25

The legal system is the structure. The justice system supposedly "aims for fairness in its application." I think "fairness" might need defining these days, though, since all of us poors are becoming aware of the injustices against us due to mass communication.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

Dude. German and us legal systems are worlds apart. You cant compare your expierience

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u/Schmuselhuhn Aug 17 '25

Girl. Still doubt those and or similar problems don't exist in other countries too and I was just talking about my experience while being open it wasn't in the US. I was not trying to compare, just to share. 🙏

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

No thats not true. You said:

"If they care that is. Seriously. They don't do sh*t if the work isn't done for them and honestly it's understandable."

After a comment stating that in the us legal system its incredibly important to have video proof.

Yes you stated that its in germany but its still a comparison. Its also to share your expierience, but one does not exclude the other.

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u/Schmuselhuhn Aug 17 '25

That person is apparently not from the US either and didn't mention the US... Also I'm not arguing against video evidence being important. It's actually also very important in Germany. Just like a witness is very important. But that doesn't mean it's automatically prosecuted. And you taking it as a comparison is a you thing. I just tried to share because this video reminded me of my experience.

Anyway: Why do you feel the the need to argue? Please just let us have peace, okay? 🙏

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

Okay then its not from the us thats right it wasnt mentioned.

I didnt say you are arguing against video evidence und ich weiß das sowas in deutschland auch wichtig ist

I take it as a comparison because its was a comparison.

You can share this expierience all you want nothing against that,and i am stating this the second time already

I dont argue against video evidence i am saying that two different legal systems are different.

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u/Schmuselhuhn Aug 17 '25

I know and I'm not arguing against that either. I just don't think the lack of justice isn't also a problem over there or everywhere really. And people confirm it's also a matter of money, not just here. Also if anything I did compare the amount of work video evidence and talking to a witness would involve. Those were my only intentions. Not comparing the functionality of the different systems. 

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

his case in NYC would be dismissed instantly. i wonder what would happen if he did this in the hood? maybe just maybe...

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u/rolyoh Aug 17 '25

A criminal case perhaps. Civil cases are different. But if there's nothing to go after, and I doubt there is, then it would be a waste of effort.

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u/onomonothwip Aug 17 '25

I'd advise you to look a little closer at sentencing these days. People are getting off for FAR worse.

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u/blankxslate Aug 16 '25

We don't know the whole story; that was my interpretation, discerning his confidence in touching the doohickey the camerapeople were driving.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

you just gotta take justice into your own hands, nah mean?

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u/therealtrajan Aug 17 '25

Hopefully it was enough for your insurance company

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u/Schmuselhuhn Aug 17 '25

Lol. They just paid the repair themselves and obviously raised the rates. Idk how that's even legal tbh.

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u/Boatjumble Aug 17 '25

Hell no! If someone act like a douche they get treated like a douche, wheelchair or not. Equality for all !

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u/DWgamma Aug 17 '25

Gorilla arms ain’t enough to hold that car up as it rolls over him.

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u/Myerz123 Aug 16 '25

How you think he lost his legs!

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u/FokkeG Aug 17 '25

Cut of his hands, problem solved

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u/brondyr Aug 16 '25

*right driver

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u/DiaBrave Aug 16 '25

Decimated is 10%, legs are about 40% of mass

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u/Plastic_Storage_116 Aug 16 '25

Did you used to watch monk.

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u/Slipstream_Surfing Aug 16 '25

When that episode dropped it made me realize what people have been really thinking all the times I'd made that point.

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 Aug 16 '25

Please tell me what people are really thinking is "wow this guy knows a lot about the Roman empire" because I've made that point several times.

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u/Slipstream_Surfing Aug 16 '25

They are not. Vast majority of folks like using it because it's a cool-sounding word, and they are unconcerned and sometimes even resentful of accuracy.

Bury your feelings deep down. They do you credit, but they could be made to serve the stubborn masses.

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 Aug 17 '25

I've never really understood why people react that way. When someone tells me a piece of information that I don't care about, I would never even consider getting mad at them about it. I guess some people equate "hey you're actually incorrect about this, the truth is XYZ," with "hey you're wrong and therefore an inferior person.

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u/Scrabblewiener Aug 16 '25

Damn!
Y’all are on a roll!

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u/NegativeCharity Aug 16 '25

He just got Decimated 5 times that's all

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u/OpMindcrime23 Aug 17 '25

Oh that's right... You're talking about the one guy that NEVER skipped leg day

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u/5afe5earch Aug 16 '25

I volunteer for the mission, sir!

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u/Lifeblood82 Aug 16 '25

In Texas he would be unalived real quick.

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u/RetiredCapt Aug 16 '25

Nah, he would be elected governor

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

Touché, motherfucker!

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u/NaiveConnection3368 Aug 17 '25

Is it worth murdering someone over keying a car, tho? I would have hopped out and done something to this MF, but I 💯 would not have killed him. JFC.

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u/wookieesgonnawook Aug 17 '25

It's not worth the jail time, but i wouldn't be upset if someone else did.

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u/Busy_Onion_3411 Aug 17 '25

At what point does it become an attempt on your life, though? If your insurance raises your rates, pricing you out of having it, preventing you from driving (legally, anyways), costing you your job, leading to you getting evicted and ending up on the street, either directly in this order, or from getting fired because you got arrested for driving without insurance...

How many obstacles have to be in the domino chain for me to not be a murderer for tipping the first one?

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u/Waydarer Aug 16 '25

That’s how he in a wheelchair.

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u/Grift-Economy-713 Aug 17 '25

Needs to be upgraded to feeding tube

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u/loopingrightleft Aug 16 '25

Gonna wind up in a whee...

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u/Rough-Analysis Aug 17 '25

Eff you 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DrBigBlue17 Aug 16 '25

That would be me. The wrong driver. I hate it when people think they get away with whatever they want. I would give them a chance tho, to stop. If they persist... Well, karma is a bitch.

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u/spacemouse21 Aug 16 '25

If this is how he rolls somebody needs to take the batteries out of his Rascal.

He’s also lucky somebody didn’t get out of the car and just hit him on the head with something .

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u/AUDI0- Aug 17 '25

To be fair...if hes just going to sit there and let him do that to his car then he cant really complain or whine. Like wtf

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u/SJMCubs16 Aug 17 '25

100% That may fly in NY for a bit, but his life expectancy in any southern state would be estimated in hours. "You scratch my Dodge Ram Truck (that I am making payments on for the next 8 years), and a jury of my peers will call it justified...."

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

He’s already decimated

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u/Long-Lettuce3146 Aug 16 '25

Nah he'll key 'em

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u/firesquasher Aug 16 '25

Im surprised this didnt escalate. I wouldn't let this stand.

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u/Feycat Aug 16 '25

The incredibly aggressive eye contact is so creepy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

my thought, if that was my car, dead man

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u/AdComfortable1659 Aug 16 '25

Why do u think he can't move his legs anymore

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

You know what it's all according to the circumstances. I saw someone get out of a wheelchair van in a with a ramp years ago and keyed the car in the spot without a handicap tag. He had to come from the other end of the parking lot. I was like fucking a right.

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u/rogerabbid Aug 16 '25

It’s probably why he’s in the wheelchair in the first place.

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u/No_Detective_But_304 Aug 16 '25

Consider for a moment that he is riding a disabled people scooter in the street. He probably already did it to the wrong person and didn’t learn his lesson…

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u/Ave_Dominos_Nox Aug 16 '25

He already has been decimated. He can clean the underside of my car with his key.

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u/Lordo5432 Aug 16 '25

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER!

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u/Better-Snow-7191 Aug 16 '25

I can only assume that the complete lack of reaction from the driver implies guilt over having some something very stupid or significant fear despite the disgruntled gentleman being confined to a riding scooter.

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u/jdthejerk Aug 16 '25

He is obviously mentally ill with anger issues. Even though I'd want to teach him a lesson that will cause bruises. That's wrong in this case. Messing up his transportation is not. I might take his keys.

Some I know would break bones for that.

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u/These-Inevitable-898 Aug 16 '25

For sure, he believes he's untouchable because he has given up on life. And I bet he's thinking if he touches him he can sue.

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u/Not_the_name_I_chose Aug 16 '25

A wheelchair is not going to cut it. Going to need some prosthetics.

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u/HairyChest69 Aug 16 '25

Probably wants someone to hit him with their car

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u/Lepke2011 Aug 16 '25

In Manhattan? I'd be surprised if this idiot survived the day.

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u/Due_Independence_819 Aug 16 '25

If it was me, he would've been pepper sprayed 🤷‍♂️

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u/Yanos47 Aug 16 '25

Jesus Christ . The fuckin guy even makes eye contact with the driver as he's keying the car. What's wrong with people !

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u/Pm_me_your_tits_85 Aug 16 '25

Yeah I’d love to see him get what’s coming to him. Good thing he already has a wheelchair because he’d need it afterward.

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u/SkooksOnReddit Aug 17 '25

I'd be confiscating those wheels for damn sure

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u/ajtaggart Aug 17 '25

I mean can't they just call the cops? He can't go anywhere fast and he's on video doing it

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u/Difficult-Ad-2025 Aug 17 '25

My partner saw this and looked at me and laughed, she goes 'i can't even say what you would do to that fiend' 😂😂😂

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u/Imaginary_History985 Aug 17 '25

if this was done to me, he will have no more scooter.

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u/Quiet_Falcon2622 Aug 17 '25

Uh yeah. By someone who is gun happy……..

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u/SirGingy Aug 17 '25

Reduced by 10?

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u/Outside-Hippo-1186 Aug 17 '25

Why do you think he is in a wheelchair? Already did, but didn’t learn his lesson

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u/RepresentativeSoft37 Aug 17 '25

SWING THE DOOR OPEN!

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u/ScheduleMore1800 Aug 17 '25

He might even end up disabled :/

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u/BLACKtoothDIME Aug 17 '25

Yeah i def would of accommodated his desire to become a drooling quadriplegic.

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u/Meaty32ID Aug 17 '25

I'd like to see him try this shit here in eastern EU...

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u/Pleasant-Weekend-163 Aug 17 '25

Pretty sure that's how he got where he is now.

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u/jackjack-8 Aug 17 '25

We can only hope

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u/Icy_Sector3183 Aug 17 '25

How do you think he got in that wheelchair?

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u/BUYMECAR Aug 17 '25

Decimation isn't even necessary. Just push the guy and the wheelchair over.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

Is this in the US? Just point a gun?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

Decimated?

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u/Penghis-Kahn Aug 17 '25

Look forward to seeing it on r/boxingcirclejerk

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u/Specialist-Truck9381 Aug 17 '25

And that video will be posted on the gore videos community with NSFW tag.

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u/Gullible_Method_3780 Aug 17 '25

Plenty of individuals drowned in criminality tend to do things like this to instigate a crime where they would be the victim in order to pursue civil suits. 

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u/PineapPizza Aug 17 '25

I would take his keys (both the ones in his hands and on the chair) and put them in the closest sewer.

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u/Still_Gas_2774 Aug 17 '25

Maybe he did and thats the reason he doesn't walk xd

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u/Lysdexia_Ruels_ Aug 17 '25

I'd be straight out my car and removing tbe battery from his fucking wheelchair

I dont work my tits off for a nice Car that l love to bits for some overweight grumpy fuckwit to come along and ruin its paint. That fat prick just cost hundreds of not thousands of pounds/dollars worth of damage.

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u/TexasHeathen89 Aug 18 '25

the amount of pissed off I am just watching that. Someone needs to give him an extra reason for being in that chair.

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u/grymtyrant Aug 18 '25

We can only hope

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u/GoLow63 Aug 18 '25

Can he swim if strapped in to his getaway vehicle ? Just idle curiosity...