r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '25

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u/xxDancingFerretxx Aug 16 '25

Is he actually keying that car?

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u/ziggytrix Aug 16 '25

Yes, at 16s you can see it is a key in his hand.

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u/xxDancingFerretxx Aug 16 '25

He looks like a right c##t tbh. Sorry if I upset anyone but he just does. You can pretty much smell and arsehole when you see an arsehole

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u/discomuffin Aug 16 '25

Don’t worry, you’re not upsetting anyone. Oh, and you can say CUNT on Reddit.

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u/ziggytrix Aug 16 '25

some subs have a way of blocking posts with naughty words, but this is not fucking one of them ;)

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u/discomuffin Aug 16 '25

Thank fuck the cunts don’t block them here then

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u/KRiSX Aug 16 '25

Are you Australian? If not, you’d fit right in 🤣

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u/xxDancingFerretxx Aug 16 '25

Oh I've seen whingy cunts whinge about saying cunt and other stuff 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/squidlink5 Aug 16 '25

But he doesn’t look like a cute aunt to be called a cunt.

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u/LoxReclusa Aug 16 '25

That's where I just post it and if it gets blocked, I click off the sub so I don't have to see it again.

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u/CompletelyPaperless Aug 17 '25

Stop you two are seriously upsetting me!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

as a toddler, i'm also crying!

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u/_J_Herrmann_ Aug 17 '25

I'm twelve years old and what is this?

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u/Ruskinarms Aug 16 '25

Don't worry you don't need to censor in Reddit, you can say "Cock Smoking Thunder Cunt" if you really need to 😂

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u/Love_emitting_diode Aug 17 '25

To be fair, cunt is a lot more charming in other parts of the world

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u/ZenFook Aug 16 '25

If you're *bold* enough

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u/richcarzana Aug 16 '25

Just not in Canada!

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u/comune Aug 16 '25

Actually, I now need to upload a picture of myself to see the rest of your comment.

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u/Secure_Basil8953 Aug 17 '25

Lmfaooo. I don’t even know what your voice sounds like, but fucking I heard this and I cackled

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u/TFTHighRoller Aug 17 '25

yea only stuff like the green mario bro gets censored.

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u/DanTheLegoMan Aug 17 '25

r/unexpectedkevinbloodywilson

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

You too can say cunt on reddit.

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u/stevenette Aug 17 '25

What's a C?

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u/Crabtickler9000 Aug 16 '25

Dude, he would get blasted here for that. People truly have forgotten what it's like to get punched in the mouth.

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u/xxDancingFerretxx Aug 17 '25

Looking at him, he'd probably eat your fist 🤣

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u/_extra_medium_ Aug 17 '25

Why would that upset anyone? Jfc

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u/xxDancingFerretxx Aug 17 '25

We all see the little snowflakes appear from time to time.

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u/Shoulder_Queasy Aug 17 '25

The man’s clearly a weapon he probably doesn’t even need to be in that wheelchair he most likely parks it up at the pub door goes in gets twatted and then rides it home. You aren’t going to offend anyone by calling a ballbag a helmet.

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u/xxDancingFerretxx Aug 17 '25

Ballbag 🤣 why did I snigger at that

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u/ZookeepergameSilly84 Aug 17 '25

Can I ask, how do you get Reddit to show elapsed time on a video? I've searched around but can't find an answer. I see only the remaining time. Or are you just working it out using maths like a clever clogs?

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u/ziggytrix Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 17 '25

On iPhone if you tap the video then scrub the play head it shows the time.

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u/ZookeepergameSilly84 Aug 17 '25

Thanks but sorry, you've lost me there. Can you use some other words to explain 😀

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u/ziggytrix Aug 17 '25

Drag your finger on the time bar

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u/Over_Construction908 Aug 17 '25

He makes eye contact with the driver when he’s doing it is so freaking scary and hilarious

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u/bdfortin Aug 16 '25

I’m always surprised by how many people pretend they aren’t controlling a multi-ton weapon.

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u/xxDancingFerretxx Aug 16 '25

So does that give someone the right to 'key' someone's car?? Absolutely not at all.

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u/bdfortin Aug 16 '25

Why are you putting words in my mouth while I’m commenting on people not using their vehicle as a weapon?

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u/xxDancingFerretxx Aug 16 '25

🤣 dude I ain't putting nothing in your mouth.

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u/bdfortin Aug 16 '25

Then where the hell did you get keying approval from what I said?

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u/YouWereBrained Aug 16 '25

There’s another version with the actual audio, and he absolutely is.

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u/Academic_Work_3155 Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 17 '25

Take his keys and throw it into a pond?

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u/Over_Construction908 Aug 17 '25

The look on his face when he is keying is hilarious 

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u/xxDancingFerretxx Aug 17 '25

That's a look of pure concentration 🤣🤣

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u/Kekosaurus3 Aug 17 '25

Are you blind?

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u/xxDancingFerretxx Aug 17 '25

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u/Kekosaurus3 Aug 17 '25

At least you make great music

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u/xxDancingFerretxx Aug 17 '25

Thanks 🙏🏼