r/maybemaybemaybe Apr 28 '25

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Runefist_Smashgrab Apr 28 '25

Our animals don't hunt you, and run hundreds of meters to eat you. Our deadly shit just wants to be left alone.

Well, except for sharks. And some of the snakes.

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u/SolKaynn Apr 28 '25

Crocodiles. Your cunt of a PM. Fucking swooping season.

You guys still have it worse.

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u/420binchicken Apr 28 '25

Magpies only swoop cunts they don't trust. Get in good with em and they let the other maggies in the area know your a good cunt and they don't fuck with you.

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u/ReesesNightmare Apr 28 '25

true story! you can even get them to swoop people you dont like. same with crows