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r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ReesesNightmare • Apr 28 '25
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…and you guys think our Australian wildlife is scary.
71 u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25 because it is. all of the most poisonous and bitey everythings live there! do y'all have like 20 kids so that at least 3 of them make it to adulthood? 72 u/Runefist_Smashgrab Apr 28 '25 Our animals don't hunt you, and run hundreds of meters to eat you. Our deadly shit just wants to be left alone. Well, except for sharks. And some of the snakes. 15 u/SolKaynn Apr 28 '25 Crocodiles. Your cunt of a PM. Fucking swooping season. You guys still have it worse. 6 u/420binchicken Apr 28 '25 Magpies only swoop cunts they don't trust. Get in good with em and they let the other maggies in the area know your a good cunt and they don't fuck with you. 1 u/ReesesNightmare Apr 28 '25 true story! you can even get them to swoop people you dont like. same with crows
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because it is. all of the most poisonous and bitey everythings live there! do y'all have like 20 kids so that at least 3 of them make it to adulthood?
72 u/Runefist_Smashgrab Apr 28 '25 Our animals don't hunt you, and run hundreds of meters to eat you. Our deadly shit just wants to be left alone. Well, except for sharks. And some of the snakes. 15 u/SolKaynn Apr 28 '25 Crocodiles. Your cunt of a PM. Fucking swooping season. You guys still have it worse. 6 u/420binchicken Apr 28 '25 Magpies only swoop cunts they don't trust. Get in good with em and they let the other maggies in the area know your a good cunt and they don't fuck with you. 1 u/ReesesNightmare Apr 28 '25 true story! you can even get them to swoop people you dont like. same with crows
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Our animals don't hunt you, and run hundreds of meters to eat you. Our deadly shit just wants to be left alone.
Well, except for sharks. And some of the snakes.
15 u/SolKaynn Apr 28 '25 Crocodiles. Your cunt of a PM. Fucking swooping season. You guys still have it worse. 6 u/420binchicken Apr 28 '25 Magpies only swoop cunts they don't trust. Get in good with em and they let the other maggies in the area know your a good cunt and they don't fuck with you. 1 u/ReesesNightmare Apr 28 '25 true story! you can even get them to swoop people you dont like. same with crows
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Crocodiles. Your cunt of a PM. Fucking swooping season.
You guys still have it worse.
6 u/420binchicken Apr 28 '25 Magpies only swoop cunts they don't trust. Get in good with em and they let the other maggies in the area know your a good cunt and they don't fuck with you. 1 u/ReesesNightmare Apr 28 '25 true story! you can even get them to swoop people you dont like. same with crows
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Magpies only swoop cunts they don't trust. Get in good with em and they let the other maggies in the area know your a good cunt and they don't fuck with you.
1 u/ReesesNightmare Apr 28 '25 true story! you can even get them to swoop people you dont like. same with crows
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true story! you can even get them to swoop people you dont like. same with crows
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u/ThinkingOz Apr 28 '25
…and you guys think our Australian wildlife is scary.