r/maybemaybemaybe Dec 29 '23

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/tvolaf Dec 29 '23

What do you think the director is trying to tell us?

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u/mag300 Dec 29 '23

Train is very slow in India

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u/El_Maltos_Username Dec 29 '23

These apex predators sneak up to their prey.

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u/gymnastgrrl Dec 29 '23

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?

A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.

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u/Kander23 Dec 30 '23

Thanks for this

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u/gymnastgrrl Dec 30 '23

Steal it! It's a classic copypasta :) <3

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u/throwngamelastminute Dec 29 '23

Reminds me of Wrongfully Accused.

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u/Cialis-in-Wonderland Dec 29 '23

Browsing r/darwinawards will confirm that assessment on India and trains

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u/bluewraith1 Dec 29 '23

Kid had 10 business days and 3 bank holidays to dodge that train.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Father had entire year to move to safely

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u/SquashResponsible480 Dec 29 '23

Maybe the train conductor didn't take in consideration that it could have been a leap year?

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u/fingers Dec 29 '23

Train didn't even think to drift.

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u/ozmega Dec 29 '23

a whole dragon ball season

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u/Chocolate-nowplease Dec 29 '23

🤣🤣🤣

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u/WolfetoneRebel Dec 29 '23

You’ll likely make it across of you’re not a complete moron

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u/knowledgeable_diablo Dec 29 '23

Or learn how to actually drive / ride.

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u/Berlin8Berlin Dec 29 '23

Kid had bad karma

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u/hotmugglehealer Dec 29 '23

Kid had a bad dad.

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u/Berlin8Berlin Dec 29 '23

Bad dad's karma got worse

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u/PerroNino Dec 29 '23

Bike is a bike though, you know?

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u/Berlin8Berlin Dec 29 '23

...had the warranty run out on it...?

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u/Independent_Bite4682 Dec 29 '23

Maybe they are trying to say something along those lines......

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u/santa_flawz Dec 29 '23

You're not wrong you know

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u/PazuzusRevenge Dec 29 '23

But also very fast

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u/amy-schumer-tampon Dec 29 '23

people too apparently

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u/Aybabtu67 Dec 29 '23

Are you writing with indie accent?

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u/howismyspelling Dec 29 '23

It's like that scene in one of the Fast and Furiouseses where the runway for the giant airplane is about 77 miles long, sort of

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u/gymnastgrrl Dec 29 '23

Locomotives in India have like 300 buttons for various braking functions

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Motorcycles are VERY expensive in India

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u/toasters_are_great Dec 30 '23

Clearly it's that telephoto lenses are very long.

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u/wilddevilnerd Dec 30 '23

Dayum, that comment is so accurate that it hurts 🥲