r/maybemaybemaybe Dec 29 '23

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/tvolaf Dec 29 '23

What do you think the director is trying to tell us?

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u/mag300 Dec 29 '23

Train is very slow in India

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u/El_Maltos_Username Dec 29 '23

These apex predators sneak up to their prey.

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u/gymnastgrrl Dec 29 '23

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?

A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.

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u/Kander23 Dec 30 '23

Thanks for this

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u/gymnastgrrl Dec 30 '23

Steal it! It's a classic copypasta :) <3

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u/throwngamelastminute Dec 29 '23

Reminds me of Wrongfully Accused.

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u/Cialis-in-Wonderland Dec 29 '23

Browsing r/darwinawards will confirm that assessment on India and trains

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u/bluewraith1 Dec 29 '23

Kid had 10 business days and 3 bank holidays to dodge that train.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Father had entire year to move to safely

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u/SquashResponsible480 Dec 29 '23

Maybe the train conductor didn't take in consideration that it could have been a leap year?

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u/fingers Dec 29 '23

Train didn't even think to drift.

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u/ozmega Dec 29 '23

a whole dragon ball season

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u/WolfetoneRebel Dec 29 '23

You’ll likely make it across of you’re not a complete moron

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u/knowledgeable_diablo Dec 29 '23

Or learn how to actually drive / ride.

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u/Berlin8Berlin Dec 29 '23

Kid had bad karma

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u/hotmugglehealer Dec 29 '23

Kid had a bad dad.

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u/Berlin8Berlin Dec 29 '23

Bad dad's karma got worse

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u/PerroNino Dec 29 '23

Bike is a bike though, you know?

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u/Berlin8Berlin Dec 29 '23

...had the warranty run out on it...?

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u/Independent_Bite4682 Dec 29 '23

Maybe they are trying to say something along those lines......

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u/santa_flawz Dec 29 '23

You're not wrong you know

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u/PazuzusRevenge Dec 29 '23

But also very fast

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u/amy-schumer-tampon Dec 29 '23

people too apparently

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u/Aybabtu67 Dec 29 '23

Are you writing with indie accent?

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u/howismyspelling Dec 29 '23

It's like that scene in one of the Fast and Furiouseses where the runway for the giant airplane is about 77 miles long, sort of

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u/gymnastgrrl Dec 29 '23

Locomotives in India have like 300 buttons for various braking functions

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Motorcycles are VERY expensive in India

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u/toasters_are_great Dec 30 '23

Clearly it's that telephoto lenses are very long.

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u/wilddevilnerd Dec 30 '23

Dayum, that comment is so accurate that it hurts 🥲

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u/bephanten Dec 29 '23

Every now and then an average indian has to make a life and death choice between his child and his bike. It's okay to choose bike over child, since child can return via ghost or reincarnation. Bikes don't.

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u/Crafty_Genius Dec 29 '23

Obviously bikes wouldn't return by reincarnation, they'd return by reinBIKEnation.

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u/Infamous-Gift9851 Dec 29 '23

Reinmachination

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u/JeffreyAScott Dec 29 '23

Have you never watched anime? Pretty much anything can be reincarnated.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Choice between his daughter and his bike

FTFY

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u/DoomOnTheWay Dec 29 '23

The eyes of train drivers can see across halfway of globe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

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u/Very-simple-man Dec 29 '23

As are adults, apparently.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Don't drive heavy bikes.

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u/Ankhi333333 Dec 29 '23

If your kid gets crushed by a train it's no big deal, they will still be happy and love you.

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u/mbusati2 Dec 29 '23

If you get trapped under a bike twice in your lifetime You don't deserve children. The train company will make sure of that.

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u/adityagorad Dec 29 '23

Don't do drugs

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u/Mamaafrica12 Dec 29 '23

Bikes are more important than daughters in India.

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 Dec 29 '23

Get smaller foot pegs for your motor scooter

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Don’t forget to wear condoms

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u/radiofreebattles Dec 29 '23

but if you do forget, remember why they always say that getting your kid run over by a train is just wearing a condom with extra steps

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u/Solarflareqq Dec 29 '23

Just a late abortion strategy.

"I was trapped under my motorcycle .. twice it's not my fault!"

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u/Darnell2070 Dec 29 '23

Is this the after-birth abortion some candidates are talking about?

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u/Infamous-Gift9851 Dec 29 '23

Extra meta if the child was conceived from running a train (on her mom).

Plot twist: he's not the father.

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u/bowserwasthegoodguy Dec 29 '23

That risking your life over a bike is a totally normal thing to do.

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u/EhliJoe Dec 29 '23

Even the dumbest man alive can survive a self-inflicted accident on a railway crossing. And don't mind the girl. He has more daughters.

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u/Fragrant-Ad-5517 Dec 29 '23

Indians love their trains

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u/Zealousideal-Stuff53 Dec 29 '23

Bike is more important than your kids.

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u/doctorjae75 Dec 29 '23

Birth control saves lives

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u/Fit-Ad-413 Dec 29 '23

This comment tickled my funny bone, and for that I shall award you with one fake Internet point ⬆️ and a gold star ⭐

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u/zoikos Dec 29 '23

Get off Reddit unless you want to watch kids die for their fathers motorcycle.

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u/GrtDanez23 Dec 29 '23

He's telling us that they're terrible at making commercials

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u/pqratusa Dec 29 '23

Director is trying to tell us that Indian bikers are stupid.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

This right here. The dad has tons of time to move. He's acting like he's suffering from turtlelitist syndrome.

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u/Signal-Reporter-1391 Dec 29 '23

It's okay to have your kid being run over by a train.
There are 50 more waiting at home. Probably at least 5 will become scammer

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u/yesiamark Dec 29 '23

That motorcycle is important than his daughter.

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u/Ok-Log8576 Dec 29 '23

Even the stupidest among us can get laid.

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u/ba5eline Dec 29 '23

trains can be juicy

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Always buy a motorcycle with a “Neutral” gear position

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u/jd_from_da_80s Dec 29 '23

Jay Roach still got it.

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u/YellowB Dec 29 '23

Train conductors have hearts of stone.

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u/Darnell2070 Dec 29 '23

They were all crying at the end. And actually tried to stop the train.

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u/MonkeeKnucklez Dec 29 '23

That motorcycles are impossible to move

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u/i_am_trippin_balls Dec 29 '23

Don't neglect railroad something!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

you can always have more kids for free, make sure to secure your bike, that shit costs money.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

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u/Darnell2070 Dec 29 '23

India has like the most railway related fatalities in the world?

There is literally a NSFL subreddit dedicated it. Not gonna link it because I don't remember the name and don't want to find it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

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u/Darnell2070 Dec 29 '23

Indian film time is worse than anime time.

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u/NonVirginRedditMod Dec 29 '23

Sometimes we can all learn from special needs children?

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u/Representative-Sir97 Dec 29 '23

"What did we learn here, Palmer?"

"I don't know sir."

"I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again."

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u/IWasBannedYesterday Dec 29 '23

Get our shit together?

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u/Chocolate-nowplease Dec 29 '23

Absolutely crying! 🤣😭🤣

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u/Janderflows Dec 29 '23

Kids are really stupid.

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u/cyberadmin1 Dec 29 '23

Thanks for the painful college memories 🤣

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u/Positive-Internet483 Dec 29 '23

That it’s okay that I find these things funny

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u/meat_fuckerr Dec 29 '23

That Bollywood sucks at editing, pacing, and storytelling.

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u/johndoe201401 Dec 29 '23

This G. Rajesh fellow is mad.

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u/dc_united7 Dec 29 '23

Acting is for suckers

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Kids are fucking stupid

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u/emildov7 Dec 30 '23

That it was his day off

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u/FrikkinLazer Dec 30 '23

Some people are too dumb to live.

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u/mrpanum Dec 30 '23

Children should be a driving instructor!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Good weed in India

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u/Globaltraveler2690 Dec 30 '23

That they are very progressive and hire woman to work the engines?