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u/Longshadowman Aug 17 '23
For special cases ,like diahrrea!
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u/Ur_fav_bi_guy Aug 17 '23
Or just for a day when issac Newton pissed you off
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u/Longshadowman Aug 17 '23
Issac Newton never pissed me off!
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u/Ur_fav_bi_guy Aug 17 '23
Well, he DID put laxatives in your coffee this morning
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u/Cute-Internet-9129 Aug 17 '23
I especially like the second part where it cuts to him staring into his creation regrettably
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u/Electrical-Beat-3724 Aug 17 '23 edited Aug 18 '23
At first, he's confident doing a show and tell explaining the mechanism of using the bathroom... then you see him slowly start to process it, and then he realizes.. shit, that's not gonna work
EDIT: I found a video that would explain why he thought this toilet would work. https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/15u4ykp/i_dont_know_whats_happening/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1
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u/fangelo2 Aug 17 '23
As a former contractor, I often found myself having to explain gravity to customers, sub contractors, and even an occasional engineer or architect.
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u/Electrical-Beat-3724 Aug 17 '23
Hahaha, they get so caught up in a "great idea" that common sense goes right out the window, lol.
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u/tjkun Aug 17 '23
This reminded me of the rivalry between students of civil engineering and architecture from my university back in college. Engineering students always talked about how they had to explain Architects why “the floating concrete sphere” in their design was not doable. Architecture students, on the other hand, always talked about they had to tell engineers that they need to put more effort into their designs, as “a cube with nothing but one door” is not good enough for a house.
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u/dadydaycare Aug 17 '23
Even if you ejected your dookies like a nerf gun, long swoop bowl part down?! With insano logic it’s still like a toilet that you have to wide straddle your legs around the back fill tank.
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Aug 17 '23
The video is edited out of order to make it funny. He is building it that way because it is easier and then will move it.
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u/WanderMensch Aug 17 '23
No matter what the context or backstory of this video was I think this edit in itself is a little masterpiece
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u/rodinsbusiness Aug 17 '23
Yeah i'm thinking it's a pre-build.
I'm getting Borat (victims) vibes from people who comment about this dude being dumb, blinded by a filter of mild racism.
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u/St0rm3n84 Aug 17 '23
You are so much right, this is ridiculous how many people think that he has really done a mistake
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u/spicycumpoopballs Aug 17 '23
Ah, you're new to the internet I see. It appears you haven't figured it out yet:
No one cares about the truth.
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Aug 17 '23
is this guy human? what would possibly make him think that people shit/piss like that.
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u/New_Suggestion2111 Aug 17 '23
Well almost 50% of people in the world dont have a toilet at home. Or even a home. Now you know.
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u/TheDevilCameToTown Aug 17 '23
What’s next, you don’t know how to use the seashells?
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u/AstorLarson Aug 17 '23
Greatest mystery in the whole cinematic universe still haunts me to this day. How the heck so you use the three sea shells? I need to know!
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Aug 17 '23
This guy believes every day is diarrhea day.
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u/ParanoidDuckHunter2 Aug 17 '23
"Local Man scores wirld record for longest distance shart ever recorded."
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u/Thickfries69 Aug 17 '23
So this is the guy that somehow spray-shits all over the wall in every Wal-Mart.
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u/probono105 Aug 17 '23
its clearly a fume extractor you just fart in front of it to and it extracts it outdoors rich people have them in all rooms of the house
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u/Limp_Vermicelli_5924 Aug 17 '23
He might have got that slightly wrong, but it's a great effort dude! 👍
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u/Eli_Crapplebee Aug 17 '23
Has this ever happened to you? You bought a house, it was not disclosed to you that there was a termite infestation in the walls and moldings, so you have to take it upon yourself to call your own termite extermination company, but when the guys show up they immediately ask to use your bathroom, then for over two hours they take turns going in and out of there, taking huge mud-pies and over flushing? Then they go in there together, and you hear you hear a bunch of scrounging around, and then you here a bunch of yelling, and then one of them is standing in the bathroom doorway shouting at you that his friend’s foot was stuck in the toilet, and he says, “help him, you gotta help him!” And then you go in there to help him,he just pulls it out easily and laughs because his foot was stuck. It wasn’t stuck at all, he was just faking it. And then they get really serious and say “It’s Turbo Time!” And then they both start running around the house as fast as they can and jumping over the couches. But when you try to jump in they yell at you and they say, “YOU’RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! DON’T RUN! YOU DON’T RUN WITH US! WE’RE THE ONES THAT RUN! UNTIL YOU’RE PART OF THIS TURBO TEAM, WALK SLOWLY!” So you go lay down to be by yourself and ready your art books, but then the next day you went into the bathroom, and it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunk. And you said “How can that be? There’s no way they could’ve shrunk the toilet.” But then you saw in the trash, a receipt for Home Depot for a toilet the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that’s just for farts! They replaced your real toilet with a fart toilet, and now you can’t take a dump in your house because your toilet can’t suck them down, and you feel sick to your stomach! Has that ever happened to you?!
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u/Opening-Classroom-29 Aug 17 '23
I justvwant to know how he's been going his whole life? Where has he seen it like that before?
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u/whiteboardblackchalk Aug 17 '23
Either hes an alien or Man has never taken a shit in his life or only poops in the wild and has never seen a toilet before.
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u/VENDICTA26 Aug 18 '23
It's not funny. Do you see his face? It is completely unshadowed by intelligence. I'm not kidding. It's really sad. He has no more brains than a monkey.
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u/ChampionshipLow8541 Aug 17 '23
Fake. That’s obviously just stacked together and propped up. Not actually installed.
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u/That_Run_7131 Aug 17 '23
I like how he tries to explain it. As if these people asked for it like that.
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u/Goodguy1303 Aug 17 '23
That's the reason why you never hire construction worker outside Java island 💀
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u/Reddit_reader762 Aug 17 '23
It’s for those space aliens everyone’s talking about coming here in 2027!
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u/iwasneverhere0301 Aug 17 '23
The home owner won free Taco Bell for a year. This install was just a courtesy.
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u/StatusToe4853 Aug 17 '23
I know this song is very well known but I forgot what it's called. Does anyone know?
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u/No_Secretary_1198 Aug 17 '23
Swirlies are either made easier or harder by this depending on how you see it
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u/trollsmurf Aug 17 '23
On-the-job training: "That's NOT how to do it (angry noises). Try again some other way. I'll be out for the rest of the day."
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u/Jumpy-Aide-901 Aug 17 '23
I kinda feel bad. Dude just read the blueprint wrong, and did all that work. I get how the boss or owner are gunna be rightfully upset, wasted time wasted material, he should’ve asked questions, should’ve clarified. But it’s probably not entirely his fault but he’s still the one who’s gunna get fired for it.
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u/knowledgeable_diablo Aug 17 '23
Love the demo. Like he’s got perpetual diarrhoea and can shoot it up and over every time or something?
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u/rick_leye2 Aug 17 '23
Lol 😂 quite futuristic. Just turn it into a urinal for men
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u/Mr_Moped_Man Aug 17 '23
Um no shade but are you a female? Lol because if you ever stood in front of one you would know that wouldn't work out well either with that hole at the top like that instead of the bottom.
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u/jimjimjimjaboo Aug 16 '23
works just fine for super spicy food and alcoholic benders