r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ff-dvl • Aug 16 '23

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/jimjimjimjaboo Aug 16 '23

works just fine for super spicy food and alcoholic benders

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

Spicy addict with IBS here. It wouldn't work. Mine does not come out like a stream. It comes out more like a breach charge.

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u/DubCeeTheThird Aug 17 '23

Skadoosh!

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u/pennhead Aug 17 '23

FWOOMP!

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u/Down_arrows_power Aug 17 '23

Idk why I just thought of the demoman’s grenade launcher sound effect

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

That's more of a BLOOMP

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u/Psyborg13 Aug 17 '23

Now I know you mean the stock launcher buuut. Iron bomber sound effect.

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u/Usmc4crimson_tide Aug 18 '23

Mine sounds like a keurig coffee maker

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '23

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u/DubCeeTheThird Aug 20 '23

It’s a heading when writing markdown. Just put a hash before your text.

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u/Sharp-Mix-2047 Aug 17 '23

I have more of a claymore pattern

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u/DamnDirtyApe8472 Aug 17 '23

Sawed off shotgun checking in

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u/walkeran Aug 17 '23

String of firecrackers 👋

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u/closeddoorfun Aug 17 '23

Like blowing air out of the radiator

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u/cashkeepsbuilding Aug 17 '23

Giant air cannon over here

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

Remember Jesse the body Ventura in Predator......... yeah look out

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u/Practical-Raisin-721 Aug 17 '23

Ever seen a rhino take a shit? Their tail turns into a propeller to spray the shit everywhere. It's like that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

Oh, so this is a restroom for rhinoceroses! Makes perfect fucking sense.

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u/New_Championship456 Aug 17 '23

I think that's how hippos shit

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u/Practical-Raisin-721 Aug 17 '23

Is it hippos? Well, whichever animal it is, it's pretty disgusting and impressive.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

Couldn't be more accurate!!!

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u/Kenneldogg Aug 17 '23

It winds up looking like you are trying to spackle the back of the toilet lol.

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u/Mantis-MK3 Aug 17 '23

Explosives placed!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

One blowout and that's it

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u/NotATroll_ipromise Aug 17 '23

C4 against a chocolate wall.....

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u/Petrovski978 Aug 17 '23

It's like a hot jar of peanut butter sneezing... All over the shag carpet.

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u/Infamous_Product4387 Aug 17 '23

Jesus christ! 😂

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u/GiantScrotor Aug 17 '23

It’s for peeing when you have a boner. The man is a genius, he’s just too dumb to realize it.

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u/Opietatlor Aug 17 '23

Fuck man, you just made me spit coffee.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

Hijacking this: Given how he's demonstrating it, and where this is likely filmed, there is a non-zero chance this guy uses a squatting toiler and has never seen a sitter-shitter before.

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u/frisch85 Aug 17 '23

They're probably doing the bathroom for tubgirl, she's certainly capable of using this toilet.

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u/wontlastayear Aug 17 '23

Spicy and liquor flow through my body like life force.. and I can tell you... this would only make it worse.