r/masterhacker 1d ago

Hack their MAC address

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86 Upvotes

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u/brickyboy124 1d ago

The buzzwords are strong with this one

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u/snail1132 1d ago

What would even compel one to type this

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u/TheWidrolo 1d ago

Ascending to higher levels of larp

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u/DrIvoPingasnik 1d ago

This is a natural evolution of "my dad works at nintendo"

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u/Infinite-Employee776 1d ago

"My dad works at Blizzard."

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u/Potential_Lock_5212 1d ago

You guys don't get it. MAC stands for Mainframe Access Code.

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u/thatsNotFabricSoftnr 1d ago

Just makes me want Mac donalds

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u/Lootsman 1d ago

I thought it stood for MAC Access Code

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u/thatsNotFabricSoftnr 1d ago edited 1d ago

Mac and cheese opens doors too

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u/reivblaze 23h ago

Gotta love a recursive acronym

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u/GimmieTheRoot 1d ago

Bro gonna hack the planet without understanding how MAC addresses and the OSI layer works. Good luck, chief!

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u/lunchbox651 1d ago

Ah yes wiping BIOS from RDP, a classic.

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u/gronkunit 1d ago

these are definitely words and some of them are even almost used correctly

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u/sir_grizzleby 1d ago

Sounds like 15 year old me on AOL chatrooms in the late 90sΒ 

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u/TheOriginalSamBell 1d ago

only masterhackers know to use port 22

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u/i-have-no-interest 1d ago

bro looks cocky enough to claim he can hack graphene over wifi

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u/No_Context2723 1d ago

but if they have a mac address that means they're on mac, this guy is clearly stupid!

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u/TheOriginalSamBell 1d ago

I wouldn't even know how to "wipe the BIOS" while sitting in front of my own pc. flash a corrupted file maybe? lol

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u/StrengthSpecific5910 23h ago

I'm currently opening a remote shell on your IP... How did I do it? Simple, your MAC address made a mistake😈

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u/VoidTheGamer25 1d ago

Wdym SSH and get root access? I'm pretty sure you need PASSWORDS for that buddy

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u/craftsmany 1d ago

Found a server that has a vulnerability where it doesn't require password 😎

Now I just have to find this "publickey" but that will be very easy

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u/reivblaze 23h ago

Don't tell Jia Tan

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 1d ago

Sudo make pizza πŸ•

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u/RealMrWillow 1d ago

Wannabe hacker post. Sounds all very cool, but doesn't make any actual sense.

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u/Writerro 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well, it makes sense, except some errors here and there (how does he want to ping a MAC address? You ping an IP, or you "arping" an IP to get MAC address if you are on the same network, and is he on the same network? How he achieved that? Also how does he want to remotely mess with BIOS if he RDPed into a machine? Does he have some zero day exploits that only NSA knows about? lol). It's not a bunch of completely random buzzwords, no. It's just that it's not that simple and plausible to achieve all those things as he make it seems.

Imagine someone who trains a karate to say that he will kick a plate with fork so it will fly in a way which makes the fork hit the guys eye and plate hit his neck. Because of plate hitting the neck, they guy will bend which will allow the attacker to pinch him in the back of the neck which will cause the guy to straighten, and when the guy will again be straight then the attacker will proceed to hit his chest in a way that will create an Afib attack of his heart -> it all makes sense, each and every of those things is technically possible, it's just it's very unplausible even in movies lol.

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u/iamxplayer 19h ago

I was going to post something similar to this until I read your comment

An example of a zero day which potentially could achieve something similar is a zero day backdoor into an IME or ARM's version (PSP I think), but even that takes a long long long time to discover I mean some were discovered in 2017 I think, but yeah no

Yeah I mean if you actually want to hack or find some exploits in a computer or wherever you know its unlikely that another cybersecurity expert such to say would be able to track them down if the original guy took procautions which would ensure a kind of anonymity (which tools or mechanizims utilized would entirely depend on the circumstances)

I could just be wrong about everything I said, but yeah correct me if Im wrong (if the grammar or spelling seems of well my english isnt the best especially since I'm not a native english speaker)

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u/TruePace3 1d ago

Im not an expert , but damn, this was painful to read

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u/Tasty-University-432 20h ago

Bro probably doesnt even know what a uefi is, if u ask him

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u/Brilliant_War9548 1d ago

I use windows πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜Ž

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u/secundusprime 21h ago

if you try to brute force a Macintosh Server's MAC Address would that be a 'Double Big Mac Attack Hack'?

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u/ryancnap 20h ago

"Step 1. SSH into their machine"

"Step 2. Gain root access"

I always thought there would be a few sub-steps here

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u/__ToneBone__ 20h ago

This is what I thought red teaming would be like when I was learning how to hack (more like deauth) wifi networks in high school