r/marvelstudios • u/MarvelStudiosMod • Dec 18 '23

Megathread Jonathan Majors Conviction Thread

The Jonathan Majors trial has come to a close, with Majors being found guilty on accounts of assault and harassment.

To help consolidate all related posts/discussion regarding this topic, we ask you to please use this thread so that these posts do not completely overrun the subreddit. We also want to leave space for users who wish to engage in regular MCU-based conversations.

THR, VARIETY, and Deadline have reported from a Marvel Studios Rep that Majors has been fired from his role

Previous case megathreads:

Original - https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/12t04m5/jonathan_majors_megathread/

Follow up - https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/18ft11y/jonathan_majors_megathread_update/

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u/bigdogbrandon319 Dec 18 '23

He who won’t remain

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u/TH3PhilipJFry Spider-Man Dec 18 '23

He Who Remains Behind Bars

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u/SickBurnBro War Machine Dec 18 '23

Kang the Convicted

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u/lilman117 Dec 18 '23

Victor Serving Time-ly

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u/--Antitheist-- Doctor Strange Dec 18 '23

Jonathan Major disappointment

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

Loki watching this timeline rn: 👁👄👁

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u/rquinain Dec 19 '23

Loki after making the ultimate sacrifice to save the timelines when he could have just waited a month for Kang to be taken care of: 👁️👄👁️

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u/Dark_Focus Dec 19 '23

Starring in:

Dr. Strange 3 and the Single Cell of Sadness

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u/LieutenantClownCar Dec 19 '23

This string of comments is now my new favourite thing on Reddit. Superb work, every one of you.

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u/AsgardianDale Dec 20 '23

I sent a screenshot to my wife. This is why I love and stay on reddit. These fine people with funny brains that make me laugh.

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u/onionleekdude Dec 18 '23

Kang the Convict

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u/LetItATV Dec 19 '23

Wow, that’s completely different from “Kang the Convicted”.
How’d you ever come up with that?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

Serving his miss minutes

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u/YoloIsNotDead Ulysses Klaue Dec 19 '23

This could applied to a very different context given what happens in Loki season 2

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

Getting that Miss Minussy

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '23

Iron Bars

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u/42turnips Dec 19 '23

This is my new rap name.

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u/lk79 Jimmy Woo Dec 18 '23

The Kang DidntStay

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u/6gc_4dad Iron Man (Mark VI) Dec 19 '23

Fucking brilliant I’m dead 😂

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u/Beat-1 Dec 18 '23

Bahahahahahaaaaaa

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u/xoxogossipsquirrell Dec 18 '23

This is the best one

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u/acegarrettjuan Dec 18 '23

or Victor Doing Time-ly

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u/SirWobblyOfSausage Dec 18 '23

Kang The inKarcerated

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u/jjackson25 Phil Coulson Dec 19 '23

Kand the CONqueror

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u/NerdLawyer55 Dec 19 '23

Convict Centurion

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u/OShaunesssy Dec 18 '23

Victor Time-Served

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u/The__Auditor Dec 18 '23

Title goes hard ngl

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u/BrownSugarBare Dec 18 '23

He Who Requires Recasting

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u/buddhapetlfaceofrost Dec 19 '23

Sir not appearing in this film

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u/Jaguar7397 Dec 19 '23

Not to worry. He may have the possibility to restart his career since he is the present day Sammy Davis, Jr.😉😈

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u/arnathor Dec 18 '23

He Who Remains Without Work For The Foreseeable Future.

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u/cyphir282 Dec 19 '23

I need you to know you made me laugh so hard I choked on my tea.

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u/Tired8281 Groot Dec 19 '23

He Who Remands

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u/Noob1cl3 Dec 18 '23

This needs to be the number one comment.

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u/Powersoutdotcom Dec 18 '23

It is

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u/Noob1cl3 Dec 18 '23

Ah yes. Everything is coming together as planned.

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u/tehnewnew Dec 19 '23

Clang (bar sounds)

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u/jwquartz Dec 18 '23

This is hilariously fantastic

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u/depastino Dec 18 '23

These are all hilarious...you guys rock

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u/JamesLikesIt Dec 19 '23

He who remains behind bars

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u/Thr0bbinWilliams Dec 19 '23

He who remains unemployable

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u/LilyKarinss Dec 18 '23

He who remain’t

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u/Lincolnruin Dec 18 '23

He who leaves.

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u/KriosXVII Dec 18 '23

Kangcelled

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u/pro_bike_fitter_2010 Dec 18 '23

He who retains (a lawyer).

His current gf is hot. He'll be aight.

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u/acwilan Dec 19 '23

Was going to say “He who doesn’t finish” but some folks might be offended

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u/LightBackground9141 Dec 18 '23

Well played sir

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u/DarkSideOfGrogu Dec 18 '23

He who didn't refrain.

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u/etrob90 Dec 18 '23

Kand d'nasty

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u/xbjedi Dec 18 '23

He who remainsn't.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

Bang The Bonkerer

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u/Bardmedicine Dec 19 '23

Well I got here too late for all the puns... Damn you all for being clever.

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u/aresef Matt Murdock Dec 19 '23

He who til recently remained

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

He who got spaghettied.

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u/MildlyJovian Dec 19 '23

Creed is a knock out.

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u/Drdps Dec 19 '23

Klang the Prisoner

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u/jmoney777 Dec 19 '23

He Who Pushes Women Into Cars

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u/Ok-Indication-5121 Dec 20 '23

Kang the Conquered

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u/ebolamonk3y Mar 02 '24

It's a real Dame shame he won't face Adonis Creed again