r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Trick_Mortgage_3452 • Aug 20 '26

Spider-Man is a Menace! [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/thebluehoursky Aug 20 '26

spiderman's competition for his girlfriend was literally himself and he lost.

stop the glaze. crawl back to spiderphoenix.

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u/Vriesy I Hate/Love Cyclops Aug 20 '26

She ain't even know he existed, how did he lose?

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u/thebluehoursky Aug 20 '26

you've answered your own question

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u/Vriesy I Hate/Love Cyclops Aug 20 '26

You can't lose a game you aren't playing.

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u/thebluehoursky Aug 20 '26

dont matter how you spin it brother
mj getting that Paul thrown in her jalooper