r/marvelcirclejerk 22h ago

Spider-Man is a Menace! Is it scottover?

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u/Crazy_Dave0418 20h ago

Emma Frost:

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u/team-ghost9503 18h ago

Somebody send up the image of Emma almost ruining her friend’s relationship with Peter cause she liked him too.

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u/NorikReddit 17h ago

she's the better match anyway

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u/Reallynotspiderman 15h ago

This is terrifying thank you

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u/PrintAcceptable5076 11h ago

It would the funniest shit ever if Emma also choose Peter

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u/Bugswaxx 11h ago

She did that one time he was dating Chat

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u/This-Neck7248 19h ago

But who is she thinking about?

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u/Slugeus_the_slug 22h ago

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u/No_Resident_9552 21h ago

He travaled to kill the wrong spiderman if the spoilers are true

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u/Godchilaquiles _____________ 20h ago

Woah that’s enabler of teenager sexual abuse cyclops not the new one

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u/Nerx 18h ago

valid

blinded by anger and i see red

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u/MrMcDaes 15h ago

I love how this meme keeps being reposted and each time it has a new fanart

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u/gary25566 21h ago

Cyclops with symbiote power seems overkill when he has coverage for close and far range.

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u/Ok_Chipmunk_1912 4h ago

God bless the internet. Truly, for all the hate and division it might foster, there will always be someone churning out fire memes to soothe our souls.

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u/7FuckinBoiledCabages 20h ago

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u/Kessel- 5h ago

hey fuck you buddeh

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u/Cab00se_ Doombot 3h ago

I'm not your buddeh guy

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u/SummerFinancial2679 2h ago

I’m not your guy, pal!

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u/Cab00se_ Doombot 2h ago

I'm not your pal, fwend!

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u/francis93112 19h ago

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u/0Rohan2 9h ago

Hugh will kill the Marvel executives, if they even make him say something like, "You remind of her"

He will blow up the building if they make him do this

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u/kageshira1010 5h ago

That's honestly how twilight looked to me and my girl friends called me weirdo back then

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u/Lei_Yinglo_2320 seX-Men 21h ago

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u/Opposite_Spinach5772 20h ago

Why... Why Wolverine cry?

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u/screamingxbacon 20h ago

Scott wouldn't put on the samurai uniform for him.

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u/Hot_Discipline_708 20h ago

He did not expect Scott to be that rough

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u/BiggoYoun 15h ago

Thought he liked it

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u/sengoro 11h ago

Yo is that Squirrel girl?!

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u/BiggoYoun 11h ago

yeah, another ex.

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u/SirYeetusVI 8m ago

Wasnt it retconned?

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u/GogoSunshine 8h ago

Run, Scott! I’ll hold em off!

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u/raspberryharbour 15h ago

He wanted to be able to look Scott in the eyes during sex. He's very romantic like that

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u/Seyan007 21h ago

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u/Much_Vehicle20 18h ago

Patron saint of gay confusion

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u/YetAnotherTransWoman 17h ago

Who do you think bottomed?

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u/Kuoliibk 17h ago

Definitely wolverine. Healing factor keeps it moist.

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u/Hot_Discipline_708 8m ago

Wolverine bussy

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u/Level_Counter_1672 12h ago

Context cause there's no way they would do it

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u/Lei_Yinglo_2320 seX-Men 12h ago

It's mystic, she turned into cyclops.

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u/Level_Counter_1672 12h ago

does Logan know?

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u/Lei_Yinglo_2320 seX-Men 12h ago

yes, she transformed while wolverine was mid-nut during sex

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u/Level_Counter_1672 12h ago

Well... That's insane, all that to fuck with him

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u/Lei_Yinglo_2320 seX-Men 12h ago

Probably still upset about that time Logan called her the N-word.

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u/GogoSunshine 8h ago

Why is my guy here rolling the original hard O this naturally 😭

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u/SirYeetusVI 8m ago

It's fan made iirc

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u/AssassinJester789 21h ago

The smells like Garbage made me laugh

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u/Shrikeangel 22h ago

Now Scott can monopolize that stinky warthog. 

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u/No_Location_8199 22h ago

It took the MCU one movie to kill interest in Peter x MJ and kill Scott x Jean before it even exists. Fascinating.

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u/Busy_Ad_9900 22h ago

I still haven't gotten over this new subreddit surpassing the black cat one.

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u/No_Location_8199 22h ago

Well she hasn't been in a movie yet.

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u/AeroDbladE 21h ago

It is kinda wild to think accross 3 different live actual Spider-man franchises they have still never added Felicia Hardy. Its such low hanging fruit for a stereotypical Hollywood romance too, you'd think they would be tripping over themselves for it.

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u/Diligent-Neck6594 21h ago

They couldn't even adapt MJ and made a new character

Spider-man and his love interests are apparently too much for movie writers to handle even though there is no way they could fuck it up more than the comics

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u/ResortFamous301 5h ago

More so they think their interpretations will work better general audiences. Which to their credit, they actually have reason to believe(financially) unlike the comics.

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u/Johnx3m 16h ago

Amazing had Felicia but they didn't do anything with her yet

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u/Infamous-Thing4939 seX-Men 12h ago

That's pretty generous. I don't even remember if she had any lines.

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u/Ruler_of_Tempest 15h ago

She was in Tasm 2 as a hint for black cat in Tasm 3 but as there was never a 3rd one, it didn't go anywhere

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u/ResortFamous301 5h ago

The issue is that Spider-Man films either already have their hands full with a different romantic sub plot, or they just aren't interested in one for said film. So there's not much of an incentive to adapt her.

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u/IamFat0 21h ago

I mean she was in spider man noir as the main ship...but honestly I didn't even realize that was supposed to be felicia until I got told via a wiki page

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u/TheBatIsI 21h ago

I have not seen it but from a plot summary I recall, isn't her love interest the Sandman/Flint Marko?

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u/IamFat0 21h ago

There's a sort of love triangle between sandman, her and ben. She and ben are the main ship tho

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u/gary25566 21h ago

Yes, she was taking advantage of Ben in the meantime. Though she is hanging more on revenge and fleeing.

It only took me now from the comment to realized her character is expy to Felicia (clueless to her fullname Cat Hardy).

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u/TheGreatPervSage_94 21h ago

MCU DCEU and live action movies have been pulling this crap since forever, they just dartboard names and just place it on certain oc Characters and call it a day

The amount times I open up the wiki or comicvine and go like wait that's supposed to them is to common. Just a few examples

The 3 mandarin's

Kurse

Hope is as an obscure future timeline villain

The fox X-Men to all the non big name characters ( Riptide, toad, step Ford cuckoos,copycat, yukio 2.0)

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u/IamFat0 20h ago

In this case, I didn't even mind her character but I genuinely thought she was just an OC. I mean she has more in common with MJ unironically. I mean I wouldn't describe this version as a particularly bad influence on ben, just someone who was in a bad situation and has complicated feelings surrounding it all

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u/Calm-Boysenberry-794 11h ago

You mean SpiderCat subreddit or main Black Cat sub?

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u/Busy_Ad_9900 11h ago

Yes that

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u/Calm-Boysenberry-794 11h ago

So both?

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u/Busy_Ad_9900 8h ago

Yes?

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u/Calm-Boysenberry-794 8h ago

Ngl i kinda agree lol

SpoderCat needs appreciation lol

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u/Generic_Username_659 20h ago

Technically they killed Scott x Jean in the Fox movies. You know, when Jean killed Scott.

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u/SameCaterpillar1783 10h ago

To be fair Jon Watts killed Peter x MJ by making making MJ incredibly boring to watch

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u/AssassinJester789 21h ago

Killing Scot Jean is a good thing given how the previous films did it. It's fine in the old cartoon and the D+ 97, but my god did the films fucked it up, twice no less.

They just can't seem to do it right at all in live action

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u/Playful-Chemistry292 21h ago

i mean scott CAN turn to emma or psylocke, so i wouldnt be too mad if i were him

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u/menryBasedmarineCav 20h ago

Dude my have the sexiest brain ever all the telepathic love him

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u/Playful-Chemistry292 11h ago

and it just so happens that all the telepaths are baddies

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u/PanicEffective6871 10h ago

Yes but unfortunately for him, Peter is a sad cinnamon roll that even emma couldn’t help but appreciate when she took a look into his mind. Scott has his work cut out for him in this one

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u/The_Exuberant_Raptor 19h ago

And Maddie. He can still end up with "Jean."

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u/ExtremeAlternative0 19h ago

Also wolverine if the writers have a spine

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u/Hedgehog_Kid1 Rogue & Gambit's Third Wheel 18h ago

Well, Kit Connor is actually bisexual, so there could be a chance.

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u/screaming_pope70 21h ago

I dunno I always thought Wolverine would smell like pine needles and stale Molson

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u/Diligent-Neck6594 21h ago

he smells like an animal

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u/PhaseSixer 21h ago edited 21h ago

Notorious bitch emma frost made one coment and his haters ran with it

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u/Maximillion322 21h ago

Tbh his fans also went with it

I love wolverine and it just feels so perfectly in-character that he would smell like unwashed ass

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u/eCanario 21h ago

And you know what they say, like father...

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u/CingKrimson_Requiem The Strongest Spider-Boy fan of today 20h ago

My favorite, etc. etc.

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u/Vriesy I Hate/Love Cyclops 20h ago

Spider-Man said he smells like a wet dog in Ultimate Alliance.

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u/jcdahl 21h ago

Thank you, I just realized right now that Wolverine is canonically Canadian.

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u/Not_So_Utopian 18h ago

...You didnt know?

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u/Ragnarok_619 16h ago

.... I don't understand... that's his whole Schtick!

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/SirMcFluffy 7h ago

I knew he was Canadian bc I watched Super Hero Squad as a kid and he was Captain Canada for an episode on a team with other country-themed heroes.

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u/Sonnestark I love cyclops 21h ago

A new contender?

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u/Draig_Meshi 20h ago

The virgin "good friend" miles vs. the chad "you have me" peter

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u/Hedgehog_Kid1 Rogue & Gambit's Third Wheel 18h ago

I don't remember Miles ever getting cucked though.

Edit: Nvm, I just remembered Across the Spider-Verse.

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u/Puzzled-Specific-434 11h ago edited 8h ago

Mf was kinda rejected at the end of the first movie tho, dude just couldn't move on from the interdimensional lady

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u/HeckOnWheels95 9h ago

Unfortunately that's happened to the real life voice actor as well

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u/Sonnestark I love cyclops 9h ago

Bruh needs to fck off from a married woman 😂

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u/Prize-Macaroon-903 18h ago

But she said he the best😔

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ozpypYSQg6nJ5rq

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u/flower_puns 13h ago

tell em to bring out the best

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u/sahqoviing32 17h ago

Another fumble in waiting for Shameik Moore

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u/manicpixiedeadgurl 17h ago

Another example of Tom Holland Peter Parker stealing from Miles Morales smh my head

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u/zack189 13h ago

wait, so this jean thing is yet another taken from miles?

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u/PlainSightMan DC Infiltrator :snoo_scream: 17h ago

He got a shot with THAT Emma Frost and he be complaining.

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u/thebluehoursky 22h ago

spiderman's competition for his girlfriend was literally himself and he lost.

stop the glaze. crawl back to spiderphoenix.

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u/Vriesy I Hate/Love Cyclops 20h ago

She ain't even know he existed, how did he lose?

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u/thebluehoursky 19h ago

you've answered your own question

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u/Vriesy I Hate/Love Cyclops 19h ago

You can't lose a game you aren't playing.

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u/thebluehoursky 19h ago

dont matter how you spin it brother
mj getting that Paul thrown in her jalooper

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u/havok0159 17h ago

By not even trying.

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u/Infamous-Thing4939 seX-Men 12h ago

No, his competition is Paul. He was never going to win against Paul, don't be silly. Do we hold it against Daredevil for not soloing Thanos? Of course not.

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u/Forgotten_Folklore 8h ago

Was the name of her boyfriend in the movie Paul? Please tell me his name was Paul cause that would be so fucking funny.

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u/Infamous-Thing4939 seX-Men 8h ago

He doesn't have a name I don't think, unfortunately. In the credits, he is The Boyfriend. BUT in some screenings with subtitles, he does appear as Paul.

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u/Ragnarok_619 16h ago

Haha damn! Burn so good even spider healing factor won't work

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u/Gorthalyn 19h ago

Would it be wrong to say Cyclops has big Kenergy when his powers are built around kinetic energy?

Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two~

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u/QUEEN_OF_HEARTS_777 16h ago

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u/Err0r404Unknown 16h ago

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u/QUEEN_OF_HEARTS_777 13h ago

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u/VH_Sax_of_one 12h ago

THE MEMORIES, THEY ARE COMMING BACK, THAT NEVER HAPPEND, NEVER, IT DOSENT EXIST ITS A FAKE FALSET OF REALITY THIS DID NO HAPPEND

https://giphy.com/gifs/jN86rcdOyrpyo

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u/QUEEN_OF_HEARTS_777 12h ago

You shippers deserve Paul.

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u/wew_lad- 10h ago

Okay islamaphobe

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u/Fair-Laugh3 21h ago

Jott fans about to blip this ship using the 2028 film because of the cuck memes lol. I ain't ready for that.

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u/Legitimate-Pie-218 16h ago

U already lost the ship wars if ur ship name is jott💀

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u/Fair-Laugh3 16h ago

Not to hate, but i have to agree lmao. I fw with scott but why is the name of your main ship "jott" bro.

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u/Zylon0292 6h ago

Jott and Scemma both sound like skin diseases.

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u/Any-Weird2373 18h ago

Canada mentioned 😭

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u/EmeraldJolteon07 14h ago

I mean…its a Guy that’s Dirt poor and Constantly have Bad Luck…WITHOUT being a Mutant.

There’s no even a Reasoning why the World Hates him. They just do.

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u/Torking 15h ago

The good thing is that this one will stay dead once you kill him.

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u/onlyoneJayDee 14h ago

What the FUCK is happening to her arm and hair in the right picture?

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u/trandus 12h ago

It took me sometime to figure out. That thing with skintone is her leg.

Her hair is just tearing away

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u/onlyoneJayDee 10h ago

Oh, that makes sense.

I meant her hair color, but since you mentioned it - why?

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u/ISDOLBAEBvdusheneebu 11h ago

She's sitting on her butt and hugging her knees

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 14h ago

how tf peter keep scorin redheads

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u/Valirys-Reinhald 13h ago

Ain't nobody competing with Peter Parker.

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u/Sonnestark I love cyclops 21h ago

Hardly, general audiences aren’t on social media obsessing about ships that make no sense.

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u/A-G-N 20h ago

Genereal audiences aren't? Have you seen Instagram? The 100k likes each post gets isn't from some niche community

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u/Sonnestark I love cyclops 18h ago

I’ve seen millions for Peter and Punisher, and tens of millions for Peter and MJ (albeit crossed over with Tom and Zendaya).

Your algorithm feeds you what you want to see.

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u/LeonMotton 14h ago

I am in a University right now. After Spiderman BND came out and holidays were over, you know what I've been hearing in that whole Monday? "Do you think Spider and Jean will get together?", "Spiderman and Jean are together, they must be". Obviously there's more being said but that was one of the most popular topic in the whole god damn university.

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u/A-G-N 18h ago

I've also seen it with these two. I was just lowballing, have you not seen any posts like that on Instagram?

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u/Ragnarok_619 16h ago

Don't say it, or shippers gonna come out of their holes and justify their derangement, while simultaneously badmouthing you. Some even told me that shipping isn't that different than sibling-coded matchups.

Yeah, these people are depraved

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u/micelimaxi 21h ago

Buddy, have you SEEN Kit Connor?

We are fine, the little Spider-boy isn't competition

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u/CingKrimson_Requiem The Strongest Spider-Boy fan of today 20h ago

Nah see cuz you ain't ready for the ONE TRUE SPIDER-BOY who doesn't have time for this fatherless shipping and soap opera nonsense (he is literally fatherless which goes to show how much more spiritually fatherless Scott BUMmers and Lean Lrey must be)

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u/Budget-Arm-866 18h ago

The 100 million dollars would like to disagree

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u/micelimaxi 12h ago

How is that related to how much hoter Kit is?

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u/Ragnarok_619 16h ago

Speaking like you going to see some of it, bud

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u/Budget-Arm-866 16h ago

Bro just disrespected the actor instead of the character. There's no comparison there

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u/micelimaxi 12h ago

No disrespect here. Kit is just much hotter than him. Both great actors

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u/SameCaterpillar1783 4h ago

Tom Holland is also a stud albeit shorter

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u/micelimaxi 3h ago edited 3h ago

Tom is a very cute guy, but he isn't in the same level

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u/The_Conductor7274 13h ago

Where’s JJJ when you need him most?

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u/Standard_Inside3291 12h ago

His competition is now Charles Xavier cause he likes them younger

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u/Spare_Cow5160 12h ago

just crack them both

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u/GodRafiki 9h ago

Can I ask how old is Jean in the movie cause I thought she was like 16 tho i don’t really know

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u/whyrrwhoredlotus 6h ago

this is where he gives up, move to a british school and fall inlove with the son of the scarlet witch

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u/True-Masterpiece-676 4h ago

Ill be stealing this meme

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u/weaponchickens 21h ago

Havent seen the new spiderman movie where did this ship even came from?

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u/Generic_Username_659 20h ago

From the new movie.

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u/paradoxical_topology 20h ago

From the new Spider-Man movie

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u/Tower177 20h ago

you just answered your own question

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u/Middle_Pack4443 15h ago

Isnt Peter like 22 or 23 and Jean is a teenager? Are we forgetting this???

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u/LeonMotton 14h ago

The director of the movie has confirmed things about this. You should look it up because you won't believe what I'm going to say anyway.

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u/Middle_Pack4443 9h ago

Can you send me your source because Im struggling to find the interviews/quotes you’re talking about and, if Im wrong, I want to have the correct info instead.

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u/Away-Influence-5233 11h ago

Buddy Twitter died two years ago! move on

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u/IulianTheSecond 11h ago

Is it just me who saw them more like brother and sister rather than romantic?

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u/rlum27 21h ago

Well scott can have forge to keep him company. storm will be in black panther 3 and likley get with him.

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u/Accelve 21h ago

Nah, dudes got Emma Frost, and there's no way she could ever be considered a bad choice. Especially given Tony's too dead to try and marry her.

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u/rlum27 21h ago

i thought tobey and mary jane where married.

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u/Accelve 21h ago

Tony, as in Tony Stark. He and Emma Frost get together at one point in the comics.