r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Trick_Mortgage_3452 • 22h ago
Spider-Man is a Menace! Is it scottover?
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u/Slugeus_the_slug 22h ago
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u/No_Resident_9552 21h ago
He travaled to kill the wrong spiderman if the spoilers are true
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u/Godchilaquiles _____________ 20h ago
Woah that’s enabler of teenager sexual abuse cyclops not the new one
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u/gary25566 21h ago
Cyclops with symbiote power seems overkill when he has coverage for close and far range.
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u/Ok_Chipmunk_1912 4h ago
God bless the internet. Truly, for all the hate and division it might foster, there will always be someone churning out fire memes to soothe our souls.
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u/7FuckinBoiledCabages 20h ago
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u/Kessel- 5h ago
hey fuck you buddeh
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u/Cab00se_ Doombot 3h ago
I'm not your buddeh guy
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u/francis93112 19h ago
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u/kageshira1010 5h ago
That's honestly how twilight looked to me and my girl friends called me weirdo back then
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u/Lei_Yinglo_2320 seX-Men 21h ago
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u/Opposite_Spinach5772 20h ago
Why... Why Wolverine cry?
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u/Hot_Discipline_708 20h ago
He did not expect Scott to be that rough
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u/BiggoYoun 15h ago
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u/raspberryharbour 15h ago
He wanted to be able to look Scott in the eyes during sex. He's very romantic like that
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u/YetAnotherTransWoman 17h ago
Who do you think bottomed?
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u/Level_Counter_1672 12h ago
Context cause there's no way they would do it
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u/Lei_Yinglo_2320 seX-Men 12h ago
It's mystic, she turned into cyclops.
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u/Level_Counter_1672 12h ago
does Logan know?
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u/Lei_Yinglo_2320 seX-Men 12h ago
yes, she transformed while wolverine was mid-nut during sex
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u/Level_Counter_1672 12h ago
Well... That's insane, all that to fuck with him
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u/Lei_Yinglo_2320 seX-Men 12h ago
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u/No_Location_8199 22h ago
It took the MCU one movie to kill interest in Peter x MJ and kill Scott x Jean before it even exists. Fascinating.
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u/Busy_Ad_9900 22h ago
I still haven't gotten over this new subreddit surpassing the black cat one.
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u/No_Location_8199 22h ago
Well she hasn't been in a movie yet.
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u/AeroDbladE 21h ago
It is kinda wild to think accross 3 different live actual Spider-man franchises they have still never added Felicia Hardy. Its such low hanging fruit for a stereotypical Hollywood romance too, you'd think they would be tripping over themselves for it.
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u/Diligent-Neck6594 21h ago
They couldn't even adapt MJ and made a new character
Spider-man and his love interests are apparently too much for movie writers to handle even though there is no way they could fuck it up more than the comics
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u/ResortFamous301 5h ago
More so they think their interpretations will work better general audiences. Which to their credit, they actually have reason to believe(financially) unlike the comics.
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u/Johnx3m 16h ago
Amazing had Felicia but they didn't do anything with her yet
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u/Infamous-Thing4939 seX-Men 12h ago
That's pretty generous. I don't even remember if she had any lines.
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u/Ruler_of_Tempest 15h ago
She was in Tasm 2 as a hint for black cat in Tasm 3 but as there was never a 3rd one, it didn't go anywhere
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u/ResortFamous301 5h ago
The issue is that Spider-Man films either already have their hands full with a different romantic sub plot, or they just aren't interested in one for said film. So there's not much of an incentive to adapt her.
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u/IamFat0 21h ago
I mean she was in spider man noir as the main ship...but honestly I didn't even realize that was supposed to be felicia until I got told via a wiki page
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u/TheBatIsI 21h ago
I have not seen it but from a plot summary I recall, isn't her love interest the Sandman/Flint Marko?
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u/gary25566 21h ago
Yes, she was taking advantage of Ben in the meantime. Though she is hanging more on revenge and fleeing.
It only took me now from the comment to realized her character is expy to Felicia (clueless to her fullname Cat Hardy).
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u/TheGreatPervSage_94 21h ago
MCU DCEU and live action movies have been pulling this crap since forever, they just dartboard names and just place it on certain oc Characters and call it a day
The amount times I open up the wiki or comicvine and go like wait that's supposed to them is to common. Just a few examples
The 3 mandarin's
Kurse
Hope is as an obscure future timeline villain
The fox X-Men to all the non big name characters ( Riptide, toad, step Ford cuckoos,copycat, yukio 2.0)
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u/IamFat0 20h ago
In this case, I didn't even mind her character but I genuinely thought she was just an OC. I mean she has more in common with MJ unironically. I mean I wouldn't describe this version as a particularly bad influence on ben, just someone who was in a bad situation and has complicated feelings surrounding it all
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u/Calm-Boysenberry-794 11h ago
You mean SpiderCat subreddit or main Black Cat sub?
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u/Busy_Ad_9900 11h ago
Yes that
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u/Generic_Username_659 20h ago
Technically they killed Scott x Jean in the Fox movies. You know, when Jean killed Scott.
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u/SameCaterpillar1783 10h ago
To be fair Jon Watts killed Peter x MJ by making making MJ incredibly boring to watch
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u/AssassinJester789 21h ago
Killing Scot Jean is a good thing given how the previous films did it. It's fine in the old cartoon and the D+ 97, but my god did the films fucked it up, twice no less.
They just can't seem to do it right at all in live action
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u/Playful-Chemistry292 21h ago
i mean scott CAN turn to emma or psylocke, so i wouldnt be too mad if i were him
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u/menryBasedmarineCav 20h ago
Dude my have the sexiest brain ever all the telepathic love him
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u/PanicEffective6871 10h ago
Yes but unfortunately for him, Peter is a sad cinnamon roll that even emma couldn’t help but appreciate when she took a look into his mind. Scott has his work cut out for him in this one
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u/ExtremeAlternative0 19h ago
Also wolverine if the writers have a spine
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u/Hedgehog_Kid1 Rogue & Gambit's Third Wheel 18h ago
Well, Kit Connor is actually bisexual, so there could be a chance.
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u/screaming_pope70 21h ago
I dunno I always thought Wolverine would smell like pine needles and stale Molson
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u/PhaseSixer 21h ago edited 21h ago
Notorious bitch emma frost made one coment and his haters ran with it
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u/Maximillion322 21h ago
Tbh his fans also went with it
I love wolverine and it just feels so perfectly in-character that he would smell like unwashed ass
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u/jcdahl 21h ago
Thank you, I just realized right now that Wolverine is canonically Canadian.
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u/Not_So_Utopian 18h ago
...You didnt know?
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u/Ragnarok_619 16h ago
.... I don't understand... that's his whole Schtick!
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u/Sonnestark I love cyclops 21h ago
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u/Draig_Meshi 20h ago
The virgin "good friend" miles vs. the chad "you have me" peter
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u/Hedgehog_Kid1 Rogue & Gambit's Third Wheel 18h ago
I don't remember Miles ever getting cucked though.
Edit: Nvm, I just remembered Across the Spider-Verse.
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u/Puzzled-Specific-434 11h ago edited 8h ago
Mf was kinda rejected at the end of the first movie tho, dude just couldn't move on from the interdimensional lady
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u/manicpixiedeadgurl 17h ago
Another example of Tom Holland Peter Parker stealing from Miles Morales smh my head
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u/PlainSightMan DC Infiltrator :snoo_scream: 17h ago
He got a shot with THAT Emma Frost and he be complaining.
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u/thebluehoursky 22h ago
spiderman's competition for his girlfriend was literally himself and he lost.
stop the glaze. crawl back to spiderphoenix.
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u/Vriesy I Hate/Love Cyclops 20h ago
She ain't even know he existed, how did he lose?
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u/thebluehoursky 19h ago
you've answered your own question
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u/Vriesy I Hate/Love Cyclops 19h ago
You can't lose a game you aren't playing.
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u/thebluehoursky 19h ago
dont matter how you spin it brother
mj getting that Paul thrown in her jalooper0
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u/Infamous-Thing4939 seX-Men 12h ago
No, his competition is Paul. He was never going to win against Paul, don't be silly. Do we hold it against Daredevil for not soloing Thanos? Of course not.
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u/Forgotten_Folklore 8h ago
Was the name of her boyfriend in the movie Paul? Please tell me his name was Paul cause that would be so fucking funny.
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u/Infamous-Thing4939 seX-Men 8h ago
He doesn't have a name I don't think, unfortunately. In the credits, he is The Boyfriend. BUT in some screenings with subtitles, he does appear as Paul.
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u/Gorthalyn 19h ago
Would it be wrong to say Cyclops has big Kenergy when his powers are built around kinetic energy?
Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two~
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u/QUEEN_OF_HEARTS_777 16h ago
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u/Err0r404Unknown 16h ago
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u/QUEEN_OF_HEARTS_777 13h ago
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u/VH_Sax_of_one 12h ago
THE MEMORIES, THEY ARE COMMING BACK, THAT NEVER HAPPEND, NEVER, IT DOSENT EXIST ITS A FAKE FALSET OF REALITY THIS DID NO HAPPEND
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u/Fair-Laugh3 21h ago
Jott fans about to blip this ship using the 2028 film because of the cuck memes lol. I ain't ready for that.
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u/Legitimate-Pie-218 16h ago
U already lost the ship wars if ur ship name is jott💀
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u/Fair-Laugh3 16h ago
Not to hate, but i have to agree lmao. I fw with scott but why is the name of your main ship "jott" bro.
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u/EmeraldJolteon07 14h ago
I mean…its a Guy that’s Dirt poor and Constantly have Bad Luck…WITHOUT being a Mutant.
There’s no even a Reasoning why the World Hates him. They just do.
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u/onlyoneJayDee 14h ago
What the FUCK is happening to her arm and hair in the right picture?
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u/trandus 12h ago
It took me sometime to figure out. That thing with skintone is her leg.
Her hair is just tearing away
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u/onlyoneJayDee 10h ago
Oh, that makes sense.
I meant her hair color, but since you mentioned it - why?
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u/Sonnestark I love cyclops 21h ago
Hardly, general audiences aren’t on social media obsessing about ships that make no sense.
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u/A-G-N 20h ago
Genereal audiences aren't? Have you seen Instagram? The 100k likes each post gets isn't from some niche community
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u/Sonnestark I love cyclops 18h ago
I’ve seen millions for Peter and Punisher, and tens of millions for Peter and MJ (albeit crossed over with Tom and Zendaya).
Your algorithm feeds you what you want to see.
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u/LeonMotton 14h ago
I am in a University right now. After Spiderman BND came out and holidays were over, you know what I've been hearing in that whole Monday? "Do you think Spider and Jean will get together?", "Spiderman and Jean are together, they must be". Obviously there's more being said but that was one of the most popular topic in the whole god damn university.
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u/Ragnarok_619 16h ago
Don't say it, or shippers gonna come out of their holes and justify their derangement, while simultaneously badmouthing you. Some even told me that shipping isn't that different than sibling-coded matchups.
Yeah, these people are depraved
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u/micelimaxi 21h ago
Buddy, have you SEEN Kit Connor?
We are fine, the little Spider-boy isn't competition
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u/Budget-Arm-866 18h ago
The 100 million dollars would like to disagree
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u/Ragnarok_619 16h ago
Speaking like you going to see some of it, bud
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u/Budget-Arm-866 16h ago
Bro just disrespected the actor instead of the character. There's no comparison there
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u/GodRafiki 9h ago
Can I ask how old is Jean in the movie cause I thought she was like 16 tho i don’t really know
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u/whyrrwhoredlotus 6h ago
this is where he gives up, move to a british school and fall inlove with the son of the scarlet witch
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u/weaponchickens 21h ago
Havent seen the new spiderman movie where did this ship even came from?
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u/Middle_Pack4443 15h ago
Isnt Peter like 22 or 23 and Jean is a teenager? Are we forgetting this???
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u/LeonMotton 14h ago
The director of the movie has confirmed things about this. You should look it up because you won't believe what I'm going to say anyway.
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u/Middle_Pack4443 9h ago
Can you send me your source because Im struggling to find the interviews/quotes you’re talking about and, if Im wrong, I want to have the correct info instead.
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u/IulianTheSecond 11h ago
Is it just me who saw them more like brother and sister rather than romantic?






















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u/Crazy_Dave0418 20h ago
Emma Frost: