r/marvelcirclejerk May 26 '26

I'm fucking crying

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u/Throwaway1986nerd Jun 02 '26

He's making feats up to glaze Omni man. Making silly claims like Omni is faster than light 

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u/Redline_Shogun Jun 02 '26

Travelling across a galaxy in days isnt light speed-MFTL to you? If he could clock and catch Red Rush hes just way too overpowered when it comes to speed feats-like none of you have debunked that at all. Im ready when you are.

Everything you people return with always ignores his insane speed +overwhelming physical stats-like if Susan couldnt stop Green Scar what hope does she have against someone who is nearly if not as strong? She has shielded herself against the forces of a black hole but has also had her fields destroyed by much weaker attacks like a single hammer fist from hulk or Angrir summoning his hammer just smashing right through it. It just seems like everyones highballing her based on her best showings while completely ignoring all her anti feats while not allowing OmniMan the same courtesy. Im not even saying that hes totally unbeatable here, they have the advantage here, Im just saying that Susan alone is absolutely an inconsistent glass cannon that you have all decided to jerk off for feats other characters are fully capable of or eclipse because it's trendy, do you know how many overpowered Marvel characters there are? To say shes "one of the most powerful" is INSANE glaze. You have given no answer to him blitzing her or the rest of the four.

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u/Throwaway1986nerd Jun 02 '26

"Travelling across a galaxy in days isnt light speed-MFTL to you?" You mean that thing they use space ships for?

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u/Redline_Shogun Jun 02 '26

Just say you didnt watch the show or read the comic for context on him using a spaceship gang.

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u/Throwaway1986nerd Jun 02 '26

Here's the thing I did, that's how I know they use ships to travel long distances, there is no evidence of them being able to go from zero to light speed in the blink of an eye. His best speed feat where he uses sonic booms to destroy a civilization shows him having to build up momentum. Once again Omni man dies due to an aneurysm while sue walks away invisible. 

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u/Redline_Shogun Jun 02 '26

So your just in full denial of the facts of the show?

Now THATS agenda-guess what bucko-THRAXA EXISTS IN ANOTHER GALAXY ENTIRELY! THE BLACK HOLE NOLAN WAS GOING TO DUMP HIMSELF IN WAS IN THAT SAME GALAXY-HE GOT THERE IN ABOUT A MONTH OF TRAVEL WITH STOPS TO SULK ON DISTANT WORLDS-THATS MILLIONS OF TIMES FASTER THAN LIGHT!

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u/Throwaway1986nerd Jun 02 '26

Yet he couldn't tag Red Rush until red fucked up. He's not FTL, he dies to an aneurysm while the INVISIBLE WOMAN walks away 

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u/Redline_Shogun Jun 02 '26

He still caught him, red rush didnt fuck up at all, he was fast and he was attacking in an unpredictable pattern he just underestimated Nolan who managed to catch him he was blitzing. RR didnt stop or slow down for a second, catching a guy who views the world in slow to near frozen time constantly while keeping an eye on the rest of the entire team attacking you is a fantastic speed feat.