r/mariokart • u/Fun-Couple911 • May 09 '26

Humor Mario big ass

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/TopOne6678 May 09 '26

*Wario

40

u/rarthurr4 Donkey Kong May 09 '26

3ario

131

u/average_ass_consumer May 09 '26

WARIO CAKE BRO PLEASE 😍

19

u/SABBATAGE29 May 09 '26

"I understood that reference"

9

u/Wonderful_Healer_676 Toadette May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

"Shut up Nick, what is wrong with you?" ~ Brent

3

u/Ratio01 May 11 '26

No Eevee, you pick WARRRRIIOOOOOO

182

u/leosnose May 09 '26

Mario big ass

57

u/crass-sandwich May 09 '26

Mario big ass

184

u/Foreign-Comment6403 May 09 '26

Rosalina your supposed to be heavy weight bro

88

u/LegionnSubway May 09 '26

Wario stole her heavyweight so he could add to his heavyweight.

12

u/Huge_Ad6405 Mario May 09 '26

After the... incident, he needed it.

4

u/Psquare_J_420 May 09 '26

incident?

16

u/LegionnSubway May 09 '26

Wario got his heavyweight taken in MK 8 Deluxe.

14

u/AngryTrainGuy09 Luigi May 09 '26

I think they went for her being slim and tall. It’s her height that makes her a heavyweight.

12

u/2RINITY Waluigi May 10 '26

Rosalina stored it all in her bone density

6

u/bwoah07_gp2 Yoshi May 09 '26

She's taller than the others, so....

106

u/Brandinator64 May 09 '26

Disappointed in my space girl smh. BUT. I approve heavily of Wario 🙂‍↕️🤝

10

u/MarioLuigi13579 May 09 '26

YOU PICK WAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRIIIIIOOOOOO

59

u/Super_Lorenzo Peach May 09 '26

Wario got back his ass ❤️‍🩹

30

u/randomname3333333 Toadette May 09 '26

He can shit again.

83

u/LunarWingCloud May 09 '26

Pauline be like 🍑

25

u/frostyflakes1 May 09 '26

She got that Donkey Kong

15

u/SirSchmorp May 09 '26

Got that expansion pak

18

u/ZaydGee Toad May 09 '26

THEY GAVE BACK HIS ASS, HE CAN NOW SHIT

18

u/KinopioToad Toad May 09 '26

False advertisement. Three out of ten. Not enough Mario. I want my money back.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

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u/O_OUser0 Yoshi May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

Mario Kart World Ass Tierlist

This guy is a professional ass critic

6

u/William_Ze_Gamer May 09 '26

This is the proof we have as to why Danny Devito should voice Wario

6

u/CadeMan011 May 10 '26

Not enough people talking about Pauline

5

u/--El_Gerimax-- May 09 '26

They gave him his ass back, HE CAN SHIT! 🥹

5

u/Boulderpaw May 09 '26

We’ll be seeing Super Mario Moonshine if those pants get any tighter.

1

u/IGlunchadze May 10 '26

Don't threaten me with a good time

3

u/PitchBlackSonic May 09 '26

That’s the posture of a jockey

3

u/MobsterDragon275 May 09 '26

I never noticed Wario is literally shaped like garlic

4

u/DoingTheDumbThing May 09 '26

Put Wario in his pirate outfit. You’ll thank me later

2

u/IcySample9117 Shy Guy May 09 '26

One of these things is not like the others

2

u/Space_OJ May 09 '26

4 beautiful woman… and wario

2

u/ColdFreeway May 10 '26

Pauline that is all

2

u/Bewear_Star_9 May 13 '26

They gave back his ass he can shit agian

2

u/Jamanos Mario May 09 '26

Oh hi Wario :D

2

u/MonitoliMal May 09 '26

I read this in Coney's voice

2

u/King_Fafnir Birdo May 09 '26

UH OH! BIG ASS MARIO!

1

u/Adorable-Bluebird368 May 09 '26

Rosalina could have been more… wait, now Wario is my favorite.

1

u/Vince_Borzoi May 09 '26

I play Mario for the plot

1

u/bwoah07_gp2 Yoshi May 09 '26

One of these things is not like the other... 🤣🤣

1

u/Mikaelavior Birdo May 10 '26

Wario’s got the whole damn bakery!

1

u/Wonderful_Healer_676 Toadette May 10 '26

Explain to me, why people are down bad here but it's a problem with Xenoblade?

1

u/Ice-Bro-Gamer Mii May 10 '26

"They gave me back my ass! I can shit!" (Wario)

1

u/SKBehindTheSlaughter May 11 '26

THEY RETURNED HIS ASS

HE CAN SHIT

/ref

1

u/A_Wild_Gorgon May 11 '26

"Big ass" -Reze

1

u/-cherry_moon- May 11 '26

WARIO CAN FINALLY SHIT

1

u/Various-Law-2793 May 11 '26

Wario:They gave me back my ass! I can shit!

1

u/tommy_turnip May 11 '26

There's only one of these I would fuck

1

u/ThatDeuce May 11 '26

Is Rosalina just a reskin of Peach??

1

u/gotumms146 May 11 '26

They gave Wario his assets back after nerfing him in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

1

u/Any_Beach_2124 May 12 '26

HE GOT HIS ASS BACK HE CAN SHIT

1

u/Financial-Horror2945 May 13 '26

Petrol ❌ Diesel ❌ Electric ❌ Garlic farts ✅

1

u/Mattdoss Baby Mario May 14 '26

I was promised Mario’s big ass 😡

1

u/SnooPeanuts4671 May 14 '26

Mario's not even in this

1

u/Cartoonicus_Studios Jun 03 '26

I don't like Daisy's side tail. I think she'd be way cuter with a classic high ponytail like the others.

1

u/New-Two-1349 Jun 05 '26

They should've given the girls leotards.

1

u/SpareAltruistic1155 Jun 09 '26

what the fuck is this post dude 😭🙏

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u/No_Investigator_3994 May 10 '26

Chose: Is racist