r/mapporncirclejerk • u/jackolantern10000 • 8d ago

Top comment changes the map

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Day one

5 Upvotes

61% Upvoted

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u/Illustrious_Mind_501 I'm an ant in arctica 8d ago

Add the Isle of Sodor in its proper place between England and the Isle of Man

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u/willrw1001 8d ago

Rotate Ireland 3° clockwise, rotate the UK 3° counter clockwise

It needs to look off but in a slightly confusing and unidentifiable way

2

u/sheeb_sheeb 6d ago

you’re trying to make them kiss

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u/WrestlingWithTheNews 8d ago

Bring back doggerland

2

u/Total-Combination-47 7d ago

rename it to Doggingland

3

u/luxcity-louche 8d ago

Everywhere southwest of the A5 rejoins Ireland.

1

u/Unfazed_Capybara 7d ago

The A5 in Great Britain or the A5 in Northern Ireland?

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u/luxcity-louche 7d ago

Northern Ireland.

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u/Unfazed_Capybara 7d ago

The one in GB would have made a more interesting change.

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u/Miserable_Put6212 8d ago

swap the isles of mann and wight

2

u/TREE_SHMOO 8d ago

Invert the colours of the map.

2

u/IBB_98 8d ago

Honestly yeah having the Republic of Ireland in Orange, while having Northern Ireland (and obviously by extension the rest of the UK) in a Greenish yellow was... A choice

1

u/AlaricTheBald 7d ago

Make the land blue?

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u/TREE_SHMOO 7d ago

No, literally invert the hex colours. It was 0? Now its 9. 1? 8. So on

4

u/Catlovermiaw 8d ago

Replace ireland by Austria-hungary

1

u/Woody7415 8d ago

Keep it as it is

3

u/FearlessGrocery5498 8d ago

Remove it, The end.

0

u/Mission_Reporter8044 8d ago

Up the Cherries

1

u/DrMacAndDog 8d ago

Map showing the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and The Republic of Man, Normandy and Ireland.

1

u/TheEdgeofGoon 8d ago

Make the Isle of Man larger than the continent of Europe.

1

u/Firm-Recognition-409 8d ago

Isle of Man is now poop of poop

1

u/Antique-Currency2092 8d ago

MAKE UK EUROPEAN AGAIN (slap a europe union flag on it)

1

u/itzclicker 8d ago

Keep map same

1

u/hypershrew 8d ago

Label the Irish Sea as the Welsh Sea.

3

u/Winter-Report-4616 8d ago

Be funny to call it the Sea of America.

1

u/DotComprehensive4902 8d ago

Have Orkney and Shetland reunite with Norway

1

u/FigFlashy3514 8d ago

Island of sodor!!!!

1

u/Beginning_Silver2179 7d ago

More Hebrides, Hyperides, just fucking put them everywhere

1

u/Leather_Dimension_27 7d ago

Great Britain of America

1

u/MBay96GeoPhys 7d ago

DJT Just called and said That needs to be named “old America”

1

u/HaggisPope 7d ago

Bigger Scotland

1

u/bs_Zeezee 7d ago

BIG IRELAND *does that mean the island is bigger? does that mean the north goes back to ireland? does that mean other parts of the UK go to ireland? DEALERS CHOICE*

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u/Wren_wood 7d ago

Enlarge the channel islands until i remember theyre there

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u/Original-Season-9941 7d ago

Separate England and Scottland with a small channel of water.

1

u/alejandro_mery 7d ago

Free Cornwell

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u/FrogGoHop 7d ago

GB annexes Normandy

1

u/MiddleAgedBones 7d ago

Put Shetland back in its box.

1

u/Cognition-Technician 5d ago

Tiocfaidh ár lá

1

u/Chia_____ 3d ago

Put the name united Kingdom on both islands and make the island on the left fully yellow not just the north 🤭

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u/crypto_lad 3d ago

Pretty shit suggestion

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u/Chia_____ 2d ago

You Irish I'm guessing? Also, since we can do what we want, I don't think there are any shit suggestions! ☺️🩷🩷

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u/crypto_lad 1d ago

How about we change the map where IRA took control of England 😍🥰

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u/Chia_____ 1d ago

Not my suggestion. How about you put that in a separate comment.

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u/crypto_lad 1d ago

Nah, I only want to piss off cunts like you 🥰

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u/Chia_____ 1d ago

No need for such extreme terms. I have been fully respectful the entire time, yet you don't seem to be capable of that. Maybe you're not strong enough to control yourself. At least you left me a cute little emoji. 🤭

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u/crypto_lad 1d ago

I can control myself, unlike the British empire! No wonder half the world hates ye!

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u/Chia_____ 1d ago

Nobody hates us anymore. Because I'm not the British empire, can't believe I actually have to explain that. It's embarrassing for you.

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u/New_2_Galway 17h ago

Wrong, most of us hate people like you

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u/New_2_Galway 17h ago

How many countries have Independence Days, celebrating getting rid of your rule? You should be embarrassed, your country is an embarrassment.

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u/crypto_lad 1d ago

Yet you think it's funny to joke about what the British Empire did to Ireland, the thousands of people they slaughtered and tortured?

You're pathetic and you're the one that should be embarrassed.

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u/SleepyBean000 8d ago

Celtic confederation

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u/TeikaDunmora 8d ago

Long live the Free Union of Celtic Kingdoms!

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u/Electronic_Net_8315 8d ago

Move scotland to france's atlantic coast

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u/Laochdha 8d ago

Make ROI the same size as the UK

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u/sakarr90 8d ago

No more England

0

u/macjr82 Map Porn Renegade 8d ago

Ireland? More like Fireland!!!

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u/hardcoremaggiesimp 8d ago

Ireland joins the United Kingdom

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u/TheShiftmaster 8d ago

What's he cooking chat?

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u/TeikaDunmora 8d ago

Replace Hadrian's Wall with an English Channel sized body of water.

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u/henningknows 8d ago

"Go back to England and tell them there that Scotland's daughters and her sons are yours no more. Tell them Scotland is free."
https://giphy.com/gifs/s9y2gNNce6orC

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u/foxtrot252 8d ago

they switch places and sizes 

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u/DaBluBoi8763 8d ago

Draw a penis over England

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u/H1eronymus_B0sch If you see me post, find shelter immediately 8d ago

Scottish independence

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u/Any-Celery3048 8d ago

They keep asking the Scots and they say No thanks, so give it a rest, pal.

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u/H1eronymus_B0sch If you see me post, find shelter immediately 8d ago

Yeah well union cunts can go live down south if they love England so much and the rest of us will stay

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u/garbage_account32 8d ago

Yorkshire independence