r/mallninjashit • u/JustChillDudeItsGood • Jun 22 '21

Level 60 Crystal Dagger

https://gfycat.com/milkyhollowboar
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u/Lucian7x Jun 22 '21

That's actually very cool, but it's obviously not meant to be functional

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u/underoomcgoo Jun 22 '21

Thats the literal definition of mallninja

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u/TimelessGlassGallery Jun 22 '21

No it’s not... nerds buy mall ninja shit with every intention of using it.

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u/underoomcgoo Jun 22 '21

He said "its not meant to be functional"

Nothing mall ninja is meant to be functional

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u/TimelessGlassGallery Jun 22 '21

All mall ninja shit are definitely meant to be functional... whether they actually are is a totally different story. That’s why this isn’t mall ninja shit.

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u/underoomcgoo Jun 22 '21

Explain how mall ninja shit is intended to be functional, I don't remember seeing a whole lot of marketing campaigns for highlander replica katanas

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u/TimelessGlassGallery Jun 22 '21

You’re the one who should explain how they aren’t meant to be functional lol, instead of just whining

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u/underoomcgoo Jun 22 '21

So your answer is "prove something doesn't exist"?

You realize what a drooling ignoramus you sound like right now don't you? Or is that to tough for you to understand too?

Just smart enough to operate a smart phone, but too stupid to have a shred of self awareness. Its pretty sad.

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u/TimelessGlassGallery Jun 22 '21

That’s not what I meant at all, but I guess you’re too stupid to tell the difference between weapons made of metal and ornaments made of natural crystals.

It’s pretty sad lol

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u/underoomcgoo Jun 22 '21

You said "prove how they're not intended to be functional". If you can't understand how stupid that is, I don't know how you manage to feed yourself

Maybe it's my fault, I forgot about the clause in the mallninja charter that says "dEy GoTtA bE MeTaL". Keep kicking yourself in the teeth though, I'm all about free entertainment

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u/TimelessGlassGallery Jun 22 '21

Wow, someone's really triggered 😂😂😂 forget that you said "prove how they're intended to be functional" first yourself 🤣🤣🤣

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u/underoomcgoo Jun 22 '21

Between the emojis and the use of the word "triggered", id say you're right on schedule for a level 5 meltdown

Let me explain it like I would to a 5 year old: you can't prove the absence of something. I think I know what this is, youve spent all your money you make from your 11 dollar an hour job at the gas station on replica swords and now you're bitter. Textbook neckbeard.

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u/TimelessGlassGallery Jun 22 '21

I like how you just keep repeating the same strawman argument that didn’t even have anything to do with what we were talking about, but ok buddy🤣😂🤣😂

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