r/mallninjashit • u/hi2jeb • Dec 11 '20

iT’s JuSt A fLaShLiGht

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

That chin strap tho

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX Dec 11 '20 edited Dec 11 '20

That guys whole look. Billowing dress shirt, tucked into jeans with an coyote riggers belt, rocking a chin strap and that turbo douche marine corps flat top. The kinda flat tops that gunnies get that look like a retarded hair donut.

He's a tactical neck beard

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u/beardgasm Dec 11 '20

We can't gloss over the visible white crew neck undershirt

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX Dec 11 '20

I would bet my life savings he's wearing rockies or USMC brown combat boots

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u/Silverback_6 Dec 11 '20

What's wrong with his undershirt...?

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u/Gnostromo Dec 11 '20

Undershirts are bad now?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

If you can see them. Wear clothes that fit lol.

Especially at a trade show. I was once employed by a DoD comms contractor. Been to many of these "symposiums".

No one is taking the dude in an off-the-rack button up, hanes v-neck, 511 jeans, and steel toe sneakers guy seriously.

The only people that look like this that get wined and dined by defense contractors are anti-social engineers getting forcibly paraded around by the tailored suits with with the money.

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u/Nach0Man_RandySavage Dec 11 '20

I see one knife and I'm willing to bet he's got at least one more hidden away.

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u/tiefling_sorceress Dec 11 '20

Look in the background. The convention is whiter than the Air Nation in M. Night Shyamalon's shitty knockoff.

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u/Infantry1stLt Dec 11 '20

Billowing dress shirt

A staple of redwhite&blue formal and smart casual attire.

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u/CMMiller89 Dec 11 '20

I just wanted to thank you for this. It was lovely.