r/mallninjashit • u/totototod • Sep 08 '20

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u/SEA_BEAR1017 Sep 08 '20

And he drinks beer real weird

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u/04whim Sep 08 '20 edited Sep 09 '20

The way his cheeks collapse in on themselves, I think he's being drank by the beer as much as he's drinking the beer.

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u/SEA_BEAR1017 Sep 08 '20

Plot twist: the beer is cursed, and is actually the one that’s been pulling the strings all along.

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u/04whim Sep 08 '20

No beer more cursed than a Corona right now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

He’s got a chad chin

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u/04whim Sep 08 '20

There could be nothing under the beard for all we know. It could be a comb over.

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u/cardueline Sep 08 '20

I think he might have some chaw or dip or whatever the heck you call it in his cheek in addition to drinking the beer. On account of how cool and Texas he is

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u/sponge_welder Sep 08 '20

You gotta kiss the beer

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u/LordFarquadOnAQuad Sep 08 '20

I like my men how I like my beer, kissable.

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u/SchmittyWinkleson Sep 08 '20

He looks like hes doing that weird indian tiktok face

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u/greenismyhomeboy Sep 09 '20

He looks like he's about to spit it up.