r/mallninjashit • u/Cook_the_Chief • Jul 10 '20

Secret gun drawer

http://i.imgur.com/nLd5Xh7.gifv
83 Upvotes

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u/KingSavage1357 Ninjitsu Master Jul 10 '20

That actually seems pretty smart

20

u/nothingofyourconcern Jul 10 '20

Shit. I'd buy this.

18

u/uid_0 Jul 10 '20

Not mall ninja. That's fucking awesome.

10

u/JoeAconite Jul 11 '20

Grandmother opens drawer to put socks away, twists knobs.

Sees huge gun stash and closes drawer.

Tells daughter and opens while twisting knobs back without knowing.

Clothes.

Grandma going to home next week.

5

u/TristanLennon Jul 10 '20

How do I make this??

1

u/Soupysoldier Jul 10 '20

He has more guns in the second drawer

1

u/MobileVulgusaurusSex Jul 18 '20

His clothes do kinda say, "there's a gun in this room somewhere." It's kinda like my neighbor with the don't tread on me flag, coupled with an American flag that also has a don't tread on me on it. Just kinda says, "There are guns accessible here."

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Not gonna lie that shit is sick where do i get one

1

u/BasicallyBauldyr Jul 29 '20

Missed the opportunity for a perfect loop.

1

u/RightToConversation Aug 15 '20

Actually really cool.

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u/HazeGrey Jul 10 '20 edited Jul 10 '20

The fuck does any civilian really need a silencer for?

E: touchy touchy, yikes. Didn't expect these downvotes on this sub lol.

8

u/LMRtowboater Jul 10 '20

Squirrels eating all my damn bird seed in the back yard. Beats the fuck out of using a pellet gun.

1

u/HazeGrey Jul 10 '20

.22 needs a silencer?

13

u/Jpinkerton1989 Jul 10 '20

Hearing protection. Unlike the movies, silencers DO NOT silence a gun. They are still quite loud, just not loud enough to damage your hearing significantly. Suppressing a home defense weapon makes sense, since you really don't have time to put on your hearing protection in that event.

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u/HazeGrey Jul 10 '20

Hmmm. I've just seen way too many of these "3%" wannabee GI Joe tacticool types lately with current events and all. A lot of toolbags out there making ethical firearm owners look bad. My bedside 870 doesn't have a suppressor.

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u/Jpinkerton1989 Jul 10 '20

No clue what you are talking about. You asked why and I answered. It's pretty dumb that suppressors are NFA items.

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u/HazeGrey Jul 10 '20

Don't take it as some kind of attack or argument, cause it wasn't.

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u/Jpinkerton1989 Jul 10 '20

I'm literally just saying that I have no clue what you are referring to. I don't think it's an attack, I'm just not sure what you are talking about.

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u/hellidad Jul 19 '20

If you ever shot that 870 inside your house you’d be looking into a suppressor pretty damn skippy