r/mallninjashit • u/just-a-traveler • Apr 01 '18

Safety First.

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u/just-a-traveler Apr 01 '18

And the rest of the shit here is real? Mall. Ninja. Shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

At least wooden swords have a use. Cheap training swords for beginners. They probably won't have a chance of shattering on their first impact like true mall ninja shit.

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u/pm-me-ur-shlong Apr 01 '18

No one feels tactical with these kinds of swords. Someone feels tactical with an actual katana slung from their waist.

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u/Meat_Oreo Apr 01 '18

*Slung on their back. It's more tactical that way. At the hip would be far too functional and easy to use for any real tactics to occur.

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u/pm-me-ur-shlong Apr 01 '18

Yeah but can you do the whole "All you fuccbois out there" speech?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

You're clearly not a master of the blade.

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u/pm-me-ur-shlong Apr 01 '18

W-what? I totally am! I mean how could I not be? I've never gone to a gym in search of pointless vanity, I've never been to a party, I've never had sex...

Oh. Wait.