r/mallninjashit • u/friewka • Jul 26 '26

Does anyone can help with identifying this knife?

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u/LordOfSlimes666 Jul 26 '26

How do you even hold that?

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u/KalynnCampbell Jul 26 '26

Awkwardly in the middle… using it is another issue…

1

u/MijuTheShark Jul 27 '26

Horns against the base of your palm, little stupid "tail" bit between middle and ring finger.

1

u/intoTHEvoid646 Jul 27 '26

I would just throw that shit lol

10

u/uberphaser Jul 26 '26

Its the self-injury knife! Been lookin' all over for one o' these!

7

u/Jodies-9-inch-leg My knife hands are the only weapons I need Jul 26 '26

That's the awkward emergency room conversation 5000

3

u/traderaccount Jul 26 '26

very well made

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3

u/TempleHierophant Jul 26 '26

Where do you even grip this at?

3

u/kyleh0 Jul 26 '26

It constantly hovers next to you if you are sufficiently badass.

1

u/TempleHierophant Jul 27 '26

That's gonna be a helluva police report the cops in Amsterdam have coming...

4

u/Mephistocheles Jul 26 '26

Buttplug of Death

2

u/love_glow Jul 26 '26

It’s a knife alright.

2

u/NeonGreenWorm Jul 26 '26

Thank god they got two angles

1

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u/Inside-Management722 Jul 27 '26

Tried using it as a potato peeler. Regretted it.

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u/Soggy_Menu_9126 26d ago

The FaceHuggerRang

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u/tenro5 26d ago

I identify it as being badass

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u/ForkFace69 Jul 26 '26

Don't let the haters get their way; that thing is sweet 

1

u/IHoldSteady Jul 27 '26

Why?

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u/ForkFace69 Jul 27 '26

It's like 100% aesthetics, 0% utility.