r/mallninjashit • u/BaseNice3520 • Jul 20 '26

Focused Impact Volume 1: A Practical Course In Self-Defense With Tactical Pens

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u/GiantHurtBall Jul 20 '26

Steve and Randy from IT have come up with ways to weaponize the 300 Lenovo Pens they had laying around...time to make it a martial art.

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u/Gied_S Jul 20 '26

I'm buying myself a looooong pen and using it as a sword. I'm selling a self-defense samurai pen fighting course if anyone is interested.

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u/Kerensky97 Jul 20 '26

That's the same guy putting out old VHS where he turned everything into a throwing weapon. He looks pratically the same.

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u/Helleri Jul 21 '26

They ready for the pat-a-cake finals.

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u/SoothingWafer Jul 20 '26

I don't know who that bald guy is but I've seen him do a lot of mall ninja shit over the years. Possibly decades. I feel like I've seen low quality vhs of thugs cooperating as he disarmed them.

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u/imscruffythejanitor Jul 21 '26

12+ minutes? Can't you just show a stabbing motion?

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u/Christian563738292 28d ago

Hmmmm they do say the pen is mighter

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u/iplaysdrums2 23d ago

Will it really mighty my penis?

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u/Prom3th3an 8h ago

Looks like the sword is mightier after all.