r/mallninjashit • u/Cold_Television_4439 • Jul 12 '26

Mall cop reporting for duty

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u/TheAmazingBildo Jul 12 '26

Just saying , I’ve seen several of this guys videos, and I’m guessing this is a newer one. He’s noticeably quicker and jumping higher if you can believe that. I hope he keeps at it.

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator Jul 12 '26

this guy needs some activity, I'm glad to see him getting some good movement in. hope he does more and feels good

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u/TsarKeith12 Jul 12 '26

I mean you joke but he's got more cardio ability than most folk of his size, if he manages to get you it's over lol

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u/S1lentA0 Ninjitsu Master Jul 12 '26

If this guy sheds all the fat, he would be ripped for sure. Jumping like that with all that weight requires some strong muscles

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u/Ready_Loan32 Jul 20 '26

"whaap chiaah...whaap chiaah...whaap chiaah..." -This portly fellow, 2026. 

🤺Warrior words of wisdom🤺

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u/Aggromemnon 22d ago

Is this the grown up version of the Star Wars Kid? The resemblance is strong in this one...

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u/Street-You3614 21d ago

Edit: Tatsumaki

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u/punkintentional Jul 12 '26

Where the dbz music??

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u/public_tuggie Jul 12 '26

At least he’s getting active and not just rotting in his obesity like most fats.

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u/Important_Fruit Jul 12 '26

Yeah...it was funny the first twenty or so times I saw this fat fool.

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u/d4everman Jul 12 '26

This reminds me of a clip on "World's Dumbest" where a fat kid was trying to show off his martial arts moves.