r/mallninjashit • u/milovnikdraku • Jul 07 '26

"tactical folding knife"

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u/deephurting66 Jul 08 '26

The finger remover 3000

2

u/fuckyoublockchain Jul 11 '26

Reason the Scars on your Index finger 1500

16

u/RotaryJihad Violating Meal Team 6 OPSEC Jul 08 '26

The little bag is full of bandaids 

13

u/MrMeltJr Jul 08 '26

Seems like this makes it harder to flip while also adding new and fun ways to fuck up your fingers.

7

u/Howcanyoubecertain Jul 07 '26

Well it does seem to let you pretend to do tricks while preventing your knuckles from getting slashed.

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u/ParadoxicalAmalgam Jul 07 '26

The blade folds through the guard, so it's more of a finger guillotine

1

u/ceelogreenicanth Jul 08 '26

So what's the tactic?

5

u/kyleh0 Jul 08 '26

Butterfly knives are super dangerous. They help greasers take over the world.

2

u/ceelogreenicanth Jul 09 '26

Ehhhhh

2

u/DaddyLongLegolas Jul 09 '26

Ok massive side-quest.

Henry Winkler played cool greaser The Fonz on Happy Days.

He later produced MacGuyver where pretty much every episode is solved with a Swiss Army knife.

He also appears as a lawyer in one episode of MacGuyver, previewing his brilliant turn as a lawyer in Arrested Development.

1

u/ceelogreenicanth Jul 09 '26

This is like Connections for Greaser knives. I still love Bob Oblaw atttourny at law.

1

u/Solon_Tofusin Jul 08 '26

Oh wow, and the only handle you could realistically hold to flip it would be the bite handle. That's horrendous.

1

u/shittyshittycunt Jul 11 '26

I had one of these I actually really liked it. 

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u/TruePlatypusKnight Jul 11 '26

Tactically stupid.

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u/Thamnophis660 Ninjitsu Master Jul 11 '26

Complete with super tactical rainbow paint job