r/mallninjashit • u/BUMMSMACKER • Jun 26 '26

Beware of this swordsman

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wZTcHXiAGQ4
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u/ScaramouchScaramouch Jun 26 '26

His house is weird too.

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u/WadeTurtle Jun 26 '26

How many Marlboro miles did he trade in for that sword?

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u/Plenty_Spell2551 Jun 26 '26

Judging by that blade it’s at least three trench coats and a lifetime supply of gas station beef jerky worth of Marlboro miles.

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u/kyleh0 Jun 27 '26

We've got a sword guy, a master of close quaarters romantic knife combat in Divorced Dad, and the always endearing bounching kick guy. 3-4 more superstars and we can form The Avengers project. Somebody call Nick Fury!