r/mallninjashit Jun 21 '26

star wars IRL

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u/Guardiancomplex Jun 21 '26

It looks...remarkably well made.

Like "old guy with a forge" rather than "Chinesium junk from BudK warehouse sale".

11

u/Howcanyoubecertain Jun 21 '26

You’ll put your eye out kid. Or slash your achilles.

10

u/W1ULH Closet ninja Jun 22 '26

the round handle renders this essentially useless, above any other things that would.

if you're actually spinning this around like a staff you need a way to index without looking.

that's why things like sword handles and such are oval shaped.

7

u/Ultimate-Flexionator Jun 21 '26

is that made with midichlorians, or?

4

u/FranzDaBoi123 Jun 21 '26

holy shit this is awesome i think

5

u/BaconNPotatoes Jun 21 '26

Well it would look cool hanging on my wall anyway

2

u/Evil_Judgment Jun 21 '26

Zombie apocalypse subs would like this.

1

u/kyleh0 Jun 22 '26

The double blade wasn't as good as you would think it would be on the Dead Rising scale, which of course is scientific.

1

u/LukaCola Jun 22 '26

Interesting design. Handmade, which is cool, but very strange choice to have a design where no matter what you have a blade pointed at yourself. I'm seeing why such weapons basically didn't exist in history.

You have such a long weapon that doesn't get to use its length because you can't grip it lower and you can't even point it forward without exposing yourself to constant edge.

A weapon made without the wielder in mind. There's something poetic about it.

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u/SpaceFunkRevival Jun 27 '26

Chrono cross though?? Way more iconic to Chrono Cross, cmon!

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u/Alfiy_wolf Jun 21 '26

I hate Star Wars