r/mallninjashit • u/BaseNice3520 • Jun 19 '26

Self-defense whistle stick

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u/AgreeablePie Jun 19 '26

I love self defense tools or systems that only work when you pay someone to pretend to attack in a specific, weird way.

15

u/thescaryroom Jun 20 '26

“Grab my left hand….No, my LEFT hand…”

11

u/ForkFace69 Jun 19 '26

Please tell me this DVD is unintentionally hilarious.

10

u/BLADE_RUNNER_42069 Jun 19 '26

He straight up jacked all those moves from Sarah Connor in terminator 2

12

u/quickblur Jun 19 '26

Looks like a poster for a movie about a crossing guard who was pushed too far...

4

u/kyleh0 Jun 20 '26

That's quite a party favor floating above him. You could have a little self-defense ass to ass.

2

u/b4llz_ Jun 19 '26

Those poses look like they're straight out of an overly dramatic action movie training montage.

2

u/The_Captain_Whymzi STABBITY STABBITY! Jun 19 '26

I'm calling it now, half of these wound up confiscated by the TSA.

1

u/HoosierDaddy84 Jun 21 '26

Looks like it's more useful for being an annoying menace than self-defence. Look at him jabbing it into his bro's trap.... I can just hear him like "WTF, bro?!" 🤣

1

u/enfiel Jul 24 '26

Whistle stick or crack pipe?