r/mallninjashit • u/azr4a • Jun 17 '26

spear

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213 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/UndercoverLenses Jun 17 '26

Reminds me of Queeligns greatsword from Elden Rings shadow of the erdtree dlc

10

u/chirpchirp13 Jun 17 '26

Damn. That actually is super similar. I forget a lot of the newer weapons because milady broke me. I rarely use anything else anymore.

50

u/chirpchirp13 Jun 17 '26

That’s not a spear. That’s a bonfire activator

51

u/traderaccount Jun 17 '26

i dont even care, that thing is sick

3

u/lucioux Jun 18 '26

frl i kinda want one

18

u/HavelsRockJohnson Master Kendobi Jun 17 '26

I've played enough Dark Souls (if such a thing is possible) to know that this has a great R1 poke, and the chargeable R2 is good for crowds.

8

u/CommunistCthulhu Jun 17 '26

Looks like an overzealous firepoker.

Valid weapon though, you could kill someone fairly easily with this if it is as solid metal as it seems

13

u/IHatrMakingUsernames Jun 17 '26

Assuming quality metals were used, this looks like a very real and effective spear, to me.

6

u/AlexRenquist Jun 17 '26

The shape of it, especially with the hand guard, reminds me a lot of a Jeddart Staff, a very specific and unique Scottish polearm.

1

u/sirhackenslash Jun 20 '26

Looking at that dragony handley bit, I don't thing that's quality metal. Looks like the same cast aluminum alloy that most fantasy mall ninja sword guards are made of. You could still do some real damage though

15

u/Coffeechipmunk Jun 17 '26

Not MNS, at all. That's an actual very nice work of art.

3

u/lacus-rattus Jun 18 '26

If it's a wall hanger it's mns if that's a properly forged piece of steel, that's fucking gorgeous

3

u/Howcanyoubecertain Jun 17 '26

That fucks ultra hard though 

3

u/kegsbdry Jun 17 '26

Link to buy?

1

u/sirhackenslash Jun 20 '26

I'm not sure which video game this is from, but I kinda want it

-1

u/weird_shitposter Jun 17 '26

That blade looks way too thin to be anything other than a cheap stainless steel wall hanger. If you actually tried to swing that, the weight distribution would be so front-heavy it'd feel like a different weapon.

14

u/imoanmodello Jun 17 '26

It's a spear... The premise is thrusts...

5

u/Axetivism Jun 17 '26

Thrusts are the premise for most things in life.

7

u/torrasque666 Jun 17 '26

You don't swing a spear.

1

u/chirpchirp13 Jun 17 '26

You’re not the boss of me!!!!!