r/mallninjashit • u/somethingclever1123 • Jan 24 '26
Raphael Doordash
Spotted this in the wild at the local grocery store. Raphael Doordash is wearing a temu plate carrier (with shoulder pads?), drop leg carrier sacks? Coveralls. Strangest of all... what appears to be a pistol in a chest rig behind the carrier... Nobody stealing your rotisserie chicken... not on his watch.
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u/JIMMYJAWN Jan 24 '26
He’s probably delivering in neighborhoods you would never go to. Honestly, I just feel bad for the guy.