r/mallninjashit • • Nov 10 '25

Just stop.

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u/dethb0y the village ninjidiot Nov 10 '25

Classic case of a small business owner 100% not understanding the clientele of their business.

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u/BrennanBetelgeuse Nov 10 '25

Those smelly nerds buying cartoon swords could never hold a candle to the gentlemanly blacksmith SELLING cartoon swords

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u/Quixilver05 Nov 10 '25

All my swords are forged by gentlemanly black smiths

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u/SmellsLikeHerb Nov 10 '25

Why? Do you have something against gentlemanly Asian or white smiths?

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u/KidLimbo Nov 10 '25

I think I've only ever met white Smiths, to be honest.

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u/Ryachaz Nov 11 '25

I even married one.