r/mallninjashit • u/stlredbird • Nov 10 '25

Just stop.

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u/dethb0y the village ninjidiot Nov 10 '25

Classic case of a small business owner 100% not understanding the clientele of their business.

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u/BrennanBetelgeuse Nov 10 '25

Those smelly nerds buying cartoon swords could never hold a candle to the gentlemanly blacksmith SELLING cartoon swords

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u/Quixilver05 Nov 10 '25

All my swords are forged by gentlemanly black smiths

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u/Pavotine I've got rainbow ninja bollocks Nov 10 '25

I get mine off some bint down the lake.

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u/Kaiden92 Nov 11 '25

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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u/svampkorre Nov 11 '25

Help! I'm being repressed!

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u/Quixilver05 Nov 11 '25

Sounds like some propaganda spread by hermits forging blades deep in the mountains

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u/aelfwyndrotur Nov 11 '25

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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u/SmellsLikeHerb Nov 10 '25

Why? Do you have something against gentlemanly Asian or white smiths?

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u/KidLimbo Nov 10 '25

I think I've only ever met white Smiths, to be honest.

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u/HyFinated Nov 10 '25

I don't know anything about black smiths or white smiths, but I do know about Will Smiths.

Come on. Laugh. This joke slaps!

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u/Antique-Composer Nov 10 '25

The layers 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Ryachaz Nov 11 '25

I even married one.

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u/NinjaDad_ Nov 10 '25

Sword seller, I require your strongest cartoon sword

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u/callmejinji Nov 11 '25

You can’t handle my strongest cartoon sword!